thegoonie commented on Adam Sandler Whispers Sweet Nothings In Your Bluetooth Headset

"I guess i'm the weird one that likes Adam Sandler flicks."

thegoonie commented on Mentos and Diet Coke Explosion at 1200fps: Casio EX-F1 Strikes Again

"I want mentos in a timred release capsule in the bottle."

thegoonie commented on Red's 5k, 4k, and 3k Pro Cameras: What the Resolution Really Means

"I'll wait for the 6k to come out and then cut off my arm and leg for it."

thegoonie commented on "John Mayer Here" Works, Gets Direct Apple Reply to Anyone

"In today's news John Mayer has officially changed his name to John Mayer0623981. In other news Apple stock has gone down."

thegoonie commented on Wiimote-Modded Bow for Hardcore Zelda Wannabes

"That game needs ninjas"

thegoonie commented on New Puzzle Alarm Clock Tests Your Early AM IQ

"Anyone else notice that the pieces are larger than the slots they go in!!!"

thegoonie commented on IBM Racetrack Memory To Boost Storage By 100x

"@SgtMac02: Like the Center For Kids That Can't Read Good."

thegoonie commented on Space Is Full of Crap

"@Darrone: LOL good stuff"

thegoonie commented on 6.5-foot Nendo Kazadokei Is Son of Clock and Wind Turbine

"How the hell is Flavor Flave gonna hang this on his neck?"

thegoonie commented on Sola Unagi: A Solar Generator to Charge Your Stuff, Suckas

"@dingus: Your link has specs, yet the one in this article I can't find a single piece of data other than 20 cellphones."

thegoonie commented on First Supersonic Flight with Synthetic Fuel Shows Air Force's True Treehugging Hippy Nature

"I can has Thermal Nuclear War cheaper?"

thegoonie commented on DARPA Wants Contact Lenses to Turn Real-Life Combat Into Call of Duty 4

"As long as microsoft doesn't make the software for the lenses."

thegoonie commented on World of Warcraft Mana Energy Potion Will Probably Sell Incredibly Well

"If this comes from the makers of WoW I'm sure they will find a way to charge you monthly for the same drink."

thegoonie commented on Intel Tukwila Is World's First 2 Billion Transistor Chip, Can Fight Godzilla Blindfolded

"@m4ximusprim3: damit you got me"

thegoonie commented on Intel Tukwila Is World's First 2 Billion Transistor Chip, Can Fight Godzilla Blindfolded

"Wow amazing, no one mentioned blending or skynet !"

thegoonie commented on Electronic Contact Lenses Give Future You Crazy Eyesight, Heads-up Display

"@nagrom: So Microsoft makes these? Must be Vista"

thegoonie commented on Hoverit Lounger: Relaxation Through Levitation

"So basically I will lay down on this, somehow throwing it off balance and flipping over and then crushing me when the magnets connect."

thegoonie commented on Electric Mini Shoe City Complete With Godzilla...What?

"Looks like the titanic, just before it sank o.O"