<![CDATA[Comments from Hipp]]> <![CDATA[Comments from Hipp]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on "Everything Is Lava Except For This Paint Strip!!! Carolyn, You're In the Lava!!!!!"]]> "And Drew wept," I think is the next line.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Protester Raises Crucial Issue At Convention]]> So Crystal Pepsi wasn't part of an intense fever-dream I had in my formative years? Shit. Speaking of shit, let's not bring back Pepsi Kona, with the refreshing taste of cola and spent coffee grinds.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on <i>Gossip Girl</i> Invades Carroll Gardens, Olds Are Befuddled, Enraged]]> By "South Slope" then, you mean Windsor Terrace? I'm always interesting in what people in different parts of Park Slope consider the boundaries. My roommates think it's 15th Street, where Gerry Mander lives, which is convenient because it puts us safely in the Slope by two sweet blocks. I, however, always know that I've left the boundaries of Park Slope when I look around and no longer see Caribbean women neglected their pasty-faced, caterwauling wards.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Columbia Plays Yale On <i>Gossip Girl</i>, Monocles Fall Out in Disbelief]]> Brooklyn College doubled for Yale, actually.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Which Actress Has Taken Up Smack?]]> I wish these blind items featured Stevie Wonder and Gov. Patterson more.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on The Best HuffPo Blast Email Ever]]> At least I knew why I didn't understand the Huffington Post for once.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Is The Montauk Monster Satan's Bacon?]]> I'm just glad I'll be able to tell future generations that I was there when Gawker became a cryptozoology site.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on 5 Reasons Why We Are So Fascinated By the Montauk Monster]]> The only truism attached to this story is that Richard won't have to do another post until 2009.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Roger Ebert Replaced By 26-Year-Old]]> An Old Ben and a Gentle Ben.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on 'Guido' War]]> New Jersey's been boycotting Belmar for years.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on iTunes Steals <em>Mad Men</em>'s Smokes]]> I find myself sitting on the couch, wearing suits and smoking these days.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Oh Jesus, Not Again]]> On my birthday? How sweet!

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Dude]]> @rod townsend: If I knew math, I wouldn't be an out of work writer. I'd be an out of work writer who's more aware of his bad finances! It kind of works out better, really.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Dude]]> 8:40's twice as good.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics]]> @Kathy: To wit!

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics]]> Also, there's a guy on the F train--a little scrawny black dude, with a cowboy hat, all black clothes, and an amp strapped to his back that's always set on Prince-esque levels of chorus--who plays almost nothing but "Knockin' On Heaven's Door" (hey hey, hey hey yeah). I wonder if this is the same as the Bill Withers dude, but I also wonder how anyone could know him as singing only "Ain't No Sunshine" when all I've ever heard him play is "Knockin' On Heaven's Door."

Maybe... maybe they're twins.

Also, what about the guy on the F train that always gives the shpeel about how we see him and his sister on the train every day, collecting food or money, but who also excepts hugs from pretty ladies? His professions that he doesn't care if you're white, brown, black, asian, latino, et cetera have become as much a mainstay as "Stop holding the doors!" is at Jay Street.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on The Top 50 New York Eccentrics]]> When I met the bum who's family was killed by ninjas, he was actually holding a sign that said "Need some cash so I can go to a club and get taken hope and felt up by some drunk ladies" or something to that effect. I asked him, quite amiably, if he was, by any chance, the "ninjas killed my family" guy. He responded by shuffling his collection of signs until he hit that very one.

Best lunch break ever?

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Julia Allison To Brooklyn?]]> Look, Park Slope is weird enough to live in as it is. And we're already slated for a local reality show. Two would be like getting raped by strollers armed with sluts.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Readers Outraged At Perez Hilton's Phone-Call Scheme]]> Once his star burns out, he can charge $4.99 for HJs by the Santa Monica peer, too!

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Will Video Blogs Replace Book Reviews?]]> Quick posts will replace proofread posts.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Vote For The New White Racial Slur!]]> What about 'Reagans'?

It's... uh, it's pronounced more like 'reggins,' though.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Sad Day on the UES]]> Hopefully, this will keep Schwartz's attention focused and, in turn, stop Gossip Girl from becoming the farce that was the third- and fourth-season of the O.C.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on <i>Gossip Girl</i>'s Jenny May Spin-Off to Boarding School]]> I don't know what's worse, admitting that I care that Josh Schwartz has denied this rumor or that I got the info from Perez?

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Where Are They Now]]> Considering how many people had their smart-phones out and logged onto Facebook, tap-tap-tapping away to search and add everyone within their same conversational orbit as a friend, it's not really surprising that post-Gawker success is endemic.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Incompetent Facebook Leaves Open Back Door To Stalker Feature]]> That was supposed to be 'sliding,' of course, and should in no way be construed as an endorsement of White Castle.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Incompetent Facebook Leaves Open Back Door To Stalker Feature]]> if you type "-+" into the search box, Facebook sends a friend request from matter to anti-matter, who then accepts the request. After a long drawn-own poke war, they decide to meet in Central Park near Ronaldinho's evil, incense-burning twin. After twenty minutes of slider ever-closer to each other on the cement embankment overlooking people rowing their boats backwards, they finally make physical contact, creating an explosion that incinerates most of our solar system. Except, ironically, for Pluto, which goes from demoted planet to sole solar system survivor in the blink of an eye.

However, typing "+-" into the search box teleports you onto your front stoop without your keys, forcing you to wait for three hours until one of your roommates--"who all have real jobs," the voice of your mother says--comes home and lets you in. 'Well,' you think, 'at least I didn't end up spending the whole day on the internet.'

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Foo Fighters Will "Call Out a Catering Jihad" if Tour Rider Is Ignored]]> The best part about this rider is that it hasn't been banned by Saks for shoplifting.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Brits Still Obsessed With Heather Mills]]> "The trick is only pick on those who can do you no harm, like: 'The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm!'"

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on 'Weekend Update' With Vlad and Niko]]> Liberty City is to New York City as current SNL is to everything that came before. And, like Liberty City, the current SNL makes me want to wander around killing people. Mostly the people who keep watching the show and thus keeping it from being canceled like a bad check.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on More on the Furious <i>Scrubs</i> Debate]]> I'd add my two cents if I hadn't become tired with Scrubs for the very same reasons listed above and stopped watching two years ago.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Banksy Unmasked?]]> Whatever, he was great in Chasing Amy.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Was Mischa Barton's '80-Year-Old' Cellulite Faked By Paparazzo?]]> Could we please never follow "cottage cheese thighs" with "hungry for the truth" ever again?

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on So Much For Independence: Robert Redford Pawns Sundance Channel for $496 Million]]> So he used the Sundance Channel as collateral on a loan? Oh right! No one ever uses "pawn" correctly!

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Hillary Clinton Should Have Eviscerated This Interviewer]]> Senator, say you had to choose between running a country full of idiot mothers who gobble this kind of inane interview up while they're busy rationing Junior's Ritalin doses for the week or running a warm bath and bleeding out until you feel Death's sweet, sweet embrace. Which would you choose?

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on <i>Iron Man</i> 2: It's Inevitable]]> Avery Brooks would've been a much better Nick Fury.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on The Org Chart From Thursday's <i>Office</i>]]> My favorite bit is the phase-of-the-moon icon for all the women's menstrual cycles (except Meredith, who has none, hence the moon with the X).

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on 23 Unidentified Modern Eccentrics]]> What about the bum with the "Ninjas killed my family. Need money for kung fu lessons" sign? I've seen him at the Columbus Circle entrance to Central Park with even more sign goodness.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Three Steps To Getting A Book Deal For Your Blog]]> Step 4: Change the title font of your posts back.
Step 5: Profit.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Arianna Huffington Banned From Third-Place Cable News Network]]> I could pee on a newspaper all day and it still wouldn't be half as yellow as the Huffington Post.

]]> <![CDATA[Hipp commented on Ivy League Lawsuit Update]]> @Seeräuber Jenny: Good thing, too, or he'd have gotten an imaginary lawsuit filed against him, as well.

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