uberbucket commented on Safeway IDs Everyone In Your Party When You Buy Beer

"This is standard practice at most if not all grocery stores. Welcome to reality."

uberbucket commented on Mythbusters Gagged: Credit Card Companies Kill Episode Exposing RFID Security Flaws

"It's not a problem if no one knows about? Pure genius strikes again."

uberbucket commented on Winco Frozen Fish: The Big U.S. Flag Tells You It's Made In China!

"What could be more American than buying yet another "partrio-flagified" product made in China? WinCo still pwns Safeway, Albertson's, Fred Meyer et al on prices any day. La mamma dei cretini è sempre incinta."

uberbucket commented on Trapster: A Cellphone Social Network To Fight Speed Traps

"@snoop-blog: Seat belts on motorcycles...seriously?"

uberbucket commented on Trapster: A Cellphone Social Network To Fight Speed Traps

"Don't want a speeding ticket?"

uberbucket commented on Bush Administration To Meatpackers: Please Stop Testing For Mad Cow Disease

"They can make-up any lost revenue with meth labs like those kosher boys."

uberbucket commented on Cut Your Hand At Kmart? The Manager Will Provide Paperwork Instead Of Help

"When I was 17 I slipped on pile of bird seed that had spilled out of a broken bag at a local Fred Meyer."

uberbucket commented on Microsoft Accuses Gamer Of Tampering With Xbox, Tamper-Proof Sticker Says Otherwise

"So if I get a broken 360 on ebay for dirt cheap and pry the serial number off, I can pretend it's actually the one I purchased a few months ago that's still under warranty? Just kidding."

uberbucket commented on Louisiana Sonic Employees Spat In Drinks

"I haven't eaten fast food in probably 10 years."

uberbucket commented on Louisiana Sonic Employees Spat In Drinks

"Is anyone seriously surprised?"

uberbucket commented on Christian Group Calls For Boycott Over Titillating New Starbucks Logo

"Starbucks is obviously paying this poor wack-jobs to stage this little "moral outrage" campaign."

uberbucket commented on Your New, Sealed Copy Of GTA4 Contains "Boyz N Da Hood" Disc

"coz the boys in the hood are always hard you come talkin that trash, we'll pull ya card knowin' nutin in life but to be legit' dont quote me boy coz i aint said sh*t WERD!"

uberbucket commented on Meet Crissy, The High Priestess Of Coupon Clippers

"There are no stores in my area that take coupons acquired on the internet anymore."

uberbucket commented on Christian Group Calls For Boycott Over Titillating New Starbucks Logo

"Save me from teh boobies! Prepare for ultimate flavor..."

uberbucket commented on Dish Network Adds 22 Channels, Issues Bragging Press Release, Then Yanks 15

"Ala Carte Cable now!"

uberbucket commented on Woman Wrongfully Targeted By RIAA Lawsuit Awarded $108,000

"@midwestkel: All the bands I see are in clubs, bars and other smaller venues."

uberbucket commented on Woman Wrongfully Targeted By RIAA Lawsuit Awarded $108,000

"Amazing, I didn't think it was possible to win against the RIAA litigation machine. Let's hope it doesn't get overturned on appeal."

uberbucket commented on Ohio Senate Passes Strict Lending Legislation, Prepares To Punch Payday Lenders In The Face

"Finally, all the old school loan sharks can get their jobs back! They of course are providing a needed service doncha know..."