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"What's great about all of this, is that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE on Earth possibly knows the answer to this question."

zingbot commented on iPhone Apps We Love: Pageonce Is Our Cheap Personal Assistant

"CRASH."

zingbot commented on TiVo to Pimp Their Subscribers to Amazon

"Every time this happens with Tivo everyone FREAKS THE FUCK OUT."

zingbot commented on Rind Disposable Earplugs Are the Perfect Wallet-Sized Ear Protection

"I have to stop reading Yanko."

zingbot commented on Rumor Smashed: AT&T Free Wi-Fi for iPhones Isn't Live Yet

"@swoyekr: I do."

zingbot commented on Intel CEO: Atom Platform Something "Most of Us Wouldn't Use"

"He's totally not thinking ahead with that statement."

zingbot commented on We Must Have Space Sex For Moon and Mars Astronauts, Says Scientist

"The private sector will EASILY accommodate for this."

zingbot commented on Russian Ravers Blinded By Best (and Last) Laser Show They'll Ever See

"They had one of these in the Cock here in NYC last night."

zingbot commented on Aldrin Blames Lack of Interest in Space Program on Science Fiction

"Since when do American citizens have a say in what NASA does with it's space program?"

zingbot commented on iPhone 3G Definitive Guide: How to Score One This Friday

"I just want it sometime after Friday at 8am."

zingbot commented on Neal Stephenson Explains Who Should Play Spock

"@Darkedge: Aww."

zingbot commented on Health Officials: Did We Say Tomatoes? We Meant Jalapeño Peppers

"Mmm."

zingbot commented on Transformers Roll Out Into A Whole New Genre - NSFW

"I always thought the idea that Transformers might be gay was funny."

zingbot commented on iRobot Patent Filing Hints at Lawn Mowing Robot Update

"Wasn't there an animated disney movie with something like this?"

zingbot commented on Disney's Mickey Digital Camera Unintentionally Gives Toddlers a Goatse Facial

"I'm hoping whoever designed this really didn't plan it this way."

zingbot commented on The UBiqWindow: Google Earth Hologram Device You'll Want

"Snowcrash is coming."

zingbot commented on Make a "Gratitude Loop" for Your Next Presentation

"I think this is a silly idea."

zingbot commented on Topia One-Seat Electric HUVO Prototype Might As Well Be Shaped Like a Coffin

"I'm suspicious of all the criticism aimed at the 'safety' of small vehicles."