Earlier today, we found a device that might be the very pinnacle of human garbage: the iPad Selfie Stick. But as we all know, things can always get worse. And that, dear readers, is where you come in.

A few of you have already graced us with your wretched creations, seen here:

And here:

But let's not stop there—disruptive metal poles can hold all sorts of horrible things. Use the image up top as your canvas, and leave your entries down below. You have until Wednesday to share your own personal nightmare with the world. And may the most godawful stick-o-shit win.


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