Stanley Kubrick's take on Stephen King's The Shining is all an all-around creepfest. And one of the more unsettling scenes is when the "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" manuscript is finally revealed. Fueled by a slow descent into insanity it took Jack weeks to write, but thanks to the Shine-O-Matic, you can make your own in just a few seconds.
Just feed it your name and your gender and the site does the rest, automatically producing pages and pages filled with random lines of "All work and no play makes [YOUR NAME] a dull boy/girl." The best part, though, is that you can even print the whole lot, letting you creep out co-workers, or whoever stumbles across your masterpiece in the copy room. [Shine-O-Matic via Coudal]