Much like Homer's makeup gun, this Glitter Gun allows you to apply sparkly bits to your woman in record time, allowing long waits on the couch while she's getting ready to become a thing of the past. The gun is a bit tricky, however, seeing as one glitter shot is not quite enough, and two glitter shots activates "drunk, horny slut" mode, so aim carefully. [Drink Stuff via Nerd Approved]