When we said that Selfless Portraits, an awesome website where strangers drew pictures of other stranger's Facebook profiles, is something we should all totally get behind, we definitely didn't mean this: Joey Jordan took one of those random Facebook profile pictures and got it tattooed on his butt cheek. Now some guy's face from Brazil is on his ass forever.

This little short was directed by Ivan Cash, the guy who co-created Selfless Portraits, and shows Jordan going to a tattoo shop to get Amarildo's profile pic inked up to his cheek. It's pretty much as ridiculous as it sounds. NSFW for a lot of man butt. [Shwizle via Laughing Squid]