Star Trek fans who refuse to acknowledge the superiority of The Next Generation, or the fact that there aren’t really any monsters under their beds, will want to upgrade their bedroom pillows to these plush phasers and tricorders that help ensure a better—and safer—night’s sleep.

Available from ThinkGeek for $25 for the stuffed tricorder, and $30 for the plush over-sized phaser, the washing machine-friendly polyester pillows are styled after accessories from Star Trek: The Original Series. It hopefully goes without saying that neither of them really work, except as a comfy place to rest your head should you fall asleep watching a Shatner marathon. [ThinkGeek]


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