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    Image of Odin Odin
    04:51 AM

    In reply to Opening Up a Sega Genesis Leads to a Genesis iPhone Dock, Naturally
    That's no Genesis! That's a MEGA DRIVE!

    Good times.
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    03:34 AM

    In reply to What Would've Happened if Hewlett Packard Built R2-D2
    Nope, baseball bat is the right choice there.
    [xspblog.com]
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    Bokusatsu_Tenshi was starred Bokusatsu_Tenshi was unstarred
    Image of Segador Segador
    02:18 AM

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    I Had Sex With a Treadmill Wiener Massager- the Shameful Redux

    by Adam Frucci
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    Segador was starred Segador was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12:41 AM

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    Ewww :(

    I must be getting old.
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    Edited by Shamoononon: I shave my legs. at 11/26/09 12:47 AM Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12:55 AM

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: You're not getting old. Men are just becoming more progressive with merging their love of high-tech gadgets and their love of sex..
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    Image of zeroprime zeroprime
    12:34 AM

    In reply to What Would've Happened if Hewlett Packard Built R2-D2
    As a comic, that last scene is just missing that je ne sais quoi. It's probably the lack of Geto Boys playing in the background.

    Who would have thought the Geto Boys would contribute to the je ne sais quoi of anything?
     Reply
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    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    12:16 AM

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    "Joe has just learned to speak German Now, get this, heres why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body... it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG..."
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    Edited by ninjagin at 11/26/09 12:17 AM ninjagin was starred ninjagin was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/25/09

    In reply to First Intercontinental Jetpack Flight Ends With a Wet Crash Landing
    Lucky for him he didn't have to add sharkbait to his list of nicknames..
     Reply
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    This thing looks like that doggy sextoy, minus the head, legs & tail...
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    Edited by Jrsy Devil's Advocate® at 11/25/09 11:57 PM Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12:42 AM

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Okay, that's a better picture.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    11/25/09

    In reply to First Intercontinental Jetpack Flight Ends With a Wet Crash Landing
    So, folks, it seems FusionMan/Jetman ended up in the water like Fatman, folks.
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    Image of Reverov Reverov
    12:07 AM

    @GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag: Aghhhhh yeah very nice, huh folks. Very nice.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
    12:28 AM

    @Reverov: Comin at ya in GLORIOUS 720 p, folks, in HD!
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    Image of Lizard_King Lizard_King
    11/25/09

    In reply to Passive-Aggressive Gifts for Geeks Who Are Late to Everything
    I WANT those Fivefinger shoes, my buddy runs in a pair and swears by them - I wanted them so bad for Zion Narrows...

    Damn webbed toes.
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    Image of silverhold silverhold
    12:47 AM

    @Lizard_King: They are amazing. I've got a pair of them and ran all summer in them.
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    Lizard_King promoted this comment silverhold was starred silverhold was unstarred
    Image of Lizard_King Lizard_King
    12:59 AM

    @silverhold: Uhhhg. Wish I could get custom ones made.
     Reply
    Lizard_King was starred Lizard_King was unstarred
    Image of bornonbord bornonbord
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!

    Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
     Reply
    bornonbord was starred bornonbord was unstarred
    Image of x@ck3D x@ck3D
    11/25/09

    In reply to What Would've Happened if Hewlett Packard Built R2-D2
    Silly gizmodo poster, lightsabers are for jedis!
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment x@ck3D was starred x@ck3D was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/25/09

    @x@ck3D: Way to shatter my dream of being a lightsaber wielding princess!
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of wutlulzky wutlulzky
    11/25/09

    @Rosa Golijan:
    A lightsaber would significantly ruin the office-space'esque feeling that destroying printing equipment (HP manufactured R2-d2) brings,... almost iconic to that of such movie.

    You can still be a princess tho ... :)
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment wutlulzky was starred wutlulzky was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/25/09

    @wutlulzky: Half the fun is gone without a weapon...
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    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of phool phool
    11/25/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Gizmodo's got you covered. DIY guillotine to the rescue.
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment phool was starred phool was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/25/09

    @phool: Man! I'd forgotten about that thing. One of these days it'll be a weekend project.
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    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/25/09

    In reply to What Would've Happened if Hewlett Packard Built R2-D2
    They even knew how horrible it is to get HP customer service on the subspace communicator.
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    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of MrPliskin0 MrPliskin0
    02:22 AM

    @Kaiser-Machead: Here's a tip, go into an OfficeMax and ask them to look up and call the HP Support number they have on file. It's American support they get who can and will answer just about any question.
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    Kaiser-Machead promoted this comment MrPliskin0 was starred MrPliskin0 was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02:47 AM

    @MrPliskin0: You obviously have not called HP customer support from any of the outer rim systems. Think they're going to even bother getting a shipping box to you on Tatooine? Good luck.
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    You go into jerkoff machine?

    [nods]

    Jerkoff machine synchronizes with yer porn?

    [nods]

    Farewell, and adieu, to you, Spanish ladies.....
     Reply
    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of Yerzriknot Yerzriknot
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    Now I know what to ask Santa for.
     Reply
    Yerzriknot was starred Yerzriknot was unstarred
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