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    Magazine Story to Reveal Itself During One Thousand Years
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    Image of ltethe ltethe
    05/19/09

    In reply to Magazine Story to Reveal Itself During One Thousand Years
    "Time will tell"


    There you go, now nobody has to waste a 1000 years.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/19/09

    @ltethe: Would it have been TOO MUCH TO ASK for you to preface your damned comment with "SPOILER ALERT!"? Sheesh.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    05/19/09

    In reply to Magazine Story to Reveal Itself During One Thousand Years
    It's urine. The magic ink is urine.
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    05/19/09

    In reply to Magazine Story to Reveal Itself During One Thousand Years
    As much as I'd like to think I'm invincible, I doubt I'll be around to read it, so why should I care?


    There will probably be a global holiday planed for the reading date!

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/19/09

    @Software_Goddess: Or it will drift off into 1000 year old obscurity and be forgotten by all that it ever existed.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/19/09

    In reply to Magazine Story to Reveal Itself During One Thousand Years
    I love it.


    And honestly, I don't understand how anyone could hate it. Indifferent? Sure. But to actively dislike it?


    1) It's unique.

    2) It's interesting conceptually.

    3) It could even be a good story.

    4) It's a risk.

    5) It involves technology.

    6) It flies in the face of everything we do now.

    7) It actually calls upon ideas of the long-term, the epic, the nostalgic, and at the same time, the future - awesome concepts each, and sometimes contradictory ones.


    And most importantly?


    8) You are completely unaffected by it unless you choose otherwise.

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/19/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: "8) You are completely unaffected by it unless you choose otherwise."


    Not necessarily. If I end up wiping my ass today with this particular magazine cover, I don't want some lame story imprinting itself and then appearing on my carcass in 3009.

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/19/09

    @bosskev: Well that's what you get for wiping your ass.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/19/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: And exposing your ass to that much sunlight.
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    05/19/09

    @Captain Chaos Lite: And not opting for cremation.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/19/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Hell, for all we know, it's heat that makes the ink appear. I can see the family now, gathered around the crematorium, laughing at the joke that just appeared between my butt cheeks.


    ...


    And I am SO gonna walk gingerly away from THAT setup...

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    05/19/09

    @bosskev: I'm still intrigued by this future you've conjured up, where the family can gaze upon the corpse of a relative as it's burn to a crisp, and then pulverized into powder in a translucent Pyrex Crematoritron 2000.
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    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/19/09

    @Kaiser-Machead, @Paul Beardfacé, @92BuickLeSabre: Ain't nobody gonna bite on "...the joke that just appeared between my butt cheeks"?
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    05/20/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: reads like a despair.com poster. You forgot "Perfect for disaffected college students".
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    05/19/09

    In reply to Magazine Story to Reveal Itself During One Thousand Years
    Opium magazine eh? So we know what the artist was on when he came up with the concept...
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    Image of ZetaCrossfire ZetaCrossfire
    05/19/09

    In reply to Magazine Story to Reveal Itself During One Thousand Years
    Seriously? So im dead hes dead my kids there kids there kids ect are dead. So who cares? This is a horrible idea theres no reason to do this. Waste of time
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/19/09

    @ZetaCrossfire: Whoa, such a Negative Nellie! Well, maybe you're gonna be dead, but I plan to be around for its big reveal.


    * enters iCal event for May 19, 3009 *

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    Image of Cody Cook Cody Cook
    05/19/09

    @bosskev: Ahem. It starts May 21st. You're going to be missing a word if you look on May 19th.


    Namaste

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    Cody Cook was starred Cody Cook was unstarred
    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/19/09

    @Cody Cook: No, no, May 29th, that was the date I meant to set an iCal alarm. You see, at age 1,053, I want to give myself plenty of time to get up from the couch and cross to the bookcase. I figure 2 days should do it.
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    bosskev was starred bosskev was unstarred
    Image of bosskev bosskev
    05/19/09

    @bosskev: Frak, screwed up my own joke.


    May 19th*

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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    05/19/09

    In reply to Magazine Story to Reveal Itself During One Thousand Years
    Never heard of this. Is it the magazine for the gentleman who frequents dank basements with Once Upon A Time In America DeNiro?
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