I demand that the next iPhone be capable of 24 MP, have a sensor size of at least 35.9 x 24.0mm with three separate CMOS chips, include DIGIC IV processing, harge large format and medium format modes, have a built-in dye sublimation printer for instant prints, and have enough capacity to take at least 4000 photos AND 20 minutes of video shot at 1080p.
The phone must also have enough battery life to go at least a month without charging while running Pandora, Safari, and while receiving constant IMs and emails, while transmitting 50,000 Megawatts of FM on five frequencies simultaneously. I demand throughput of at least 20MB/s down and 8 MB/s up, regardless of network capability and do not want any dropped packets whatsoever.
If the next iPhone can make phone calls, that's good too.
@CargoHoldNap_GitEmSteveDave: Listen, Panda Pete. I have a rusted pipe under my kitchen sink. That means I can't wash out my coffee pot. Which means I can't have coffee. Which means I'm not caffeinated.
One little molecule - trimethylxanthine - is the only thing that stands between me and a spree killing.
@OMG! Ponies!: "I have a rusted pipe under my kitchen sink. That means I can't wash out my coffee pot. Which means I can't have coffee. Which means I'm not caffeinated."
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The phone must also have enough battery life to go at least a month without charging while running Pandora, Safari, and while receiving constant IMs and emails, while transmitting 50,000 Megawatts of FM on five frequencies simultaneously. I demand throughput of at least 20MB/s down and 8 MB/s up, regardless of network capability and do not want any dropped packets whatsoever.
If the next iPhone can make phone calls, that's good too.
04/03/09
04/03/09
One little molecule - trimethylxanthine - is the only thing that stands between me and a spree killing.
04/03/09
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04/03/09
"On this very night...
10 years ago...
along the same stretch of road...
in a dense fog...
just like this...
I saw the worst accident I ever seen...
There was this sound...
Like a garbage truck!
Dropped off the empire state building!
And when they finally pulled the driver's body...
From the Twisted... Burning... Wreck...
It looked like...
THIS!!!!!!
hooo hooo hooo hooo hooo haaaah!
Yes sir...
That was the worst accident I ever seen..."
04/03/09
Credit to OMG!Ponies!
04/03/09
and then lethally inject myself. Marge would probably try to shag my lifeless body. not that i would have a choice...
04/03/09
Can't wash it in the bathroom sink??
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