It's 2011 and There Are Still Magic 8-Balls?

I don't care if this one bounces. The magic 8-ball has no place in our times as a form of novel entertainment. Just get a damn app for your smartphone. [Book of Joe] » 4/26/11 6:20pm 4/26/11 6:20pm

USB Drive Saves Data, Tells Future

Oh mystical USB drive I come to you with an important question: "Will there be any Snickers left in the breakroom vending machine?" (Stars Say Yes). Thank you USB drive. You are truly wise. » 12/18/08 7:20pm 12/18/08 7:20pm