Will I ever find true love? How will I die? When will I get a raise? For some life’s biggest questions, the best answers must surely come from an 8-ball that predicts the future via the medium of emojii.
I don't care if this one bounces. The magic 8-ball has no place in our times as a form of novel entertainment. Just get a damn app for your smartphone. [Book of Joe]
Oh mystical USB drive I come to you with an important question: "Will there be any Snickers left in the breakroom vending machine?" (Stars Say Yes). Thank you USB drive. You are truly wise.