Gizmodo: a-team

I Pity the Fool Who Doesn't Want to See the New A-Team

Jesus Diaz — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:20:00 EDT

(Gizmodo's bullpen a few minutes ago). Me: The new A-Team. Liam Neeson will be Hannibal. Brian: What the fuck. Backlink to the team limo. Me: That's not for posting.

Brian: Oh, I think it's postable late at night.
Me: Hahaha, you think that's for posting, you fool.
Brian: They always had gadgets, home made.
Me: That's a streeeeeeeetch. But I'm not going to say no.
Brian: I pity the fool who thinks that's not a post.
Sean: Jessica Biel is in that shit too.
Brian: Yeah, just go with it. It'll feel great.
Me: They better make it good.
Brian: They won't. They will ruin our memories. If T drinks poisoned milk, it will be all good.
Me: Our memories of cheesy TV, yes. We can only hope Mr. T gets a cameo.
Wilson: Yeah, they're second only to MacGyver in postable cheesy 80s TV shows.
Adam: How can anyone play Mr. T? I don't understand.
Me: Me neither.
Adam: Seems like an impossible challenge.
Me: That requires serious acting.
Brian: Yeah, BA Baracus wasn't even a character. He was Mr. T.
Me: I don't think DeNiro would be able to pull that off, much less this dude.

That, dear readers of Gizmodo, is how we spend our afternoons. While we drink cocktails. On the beach. Mixed and served by ninja cyborgs.

A-Team, the movie based on Stephen J. Cannell's famed TV series, is being directed by Joe Carnahan. Liam Neeson will be Hannibal (great choice, although George Peppard will be hard to beat), Sharlto Copley as Murdock, Quinton Rampage Jackson as B.A. Baracus, and Bradley Cooper as Face. Let's hope this remake is as good as the new Star Trek.

I Pity the Fool Who Doesn't Get this A-Team RC Van

Jesus Diaz — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:27:53 EDT

Listen up you fools! I know that you cry and cry because you can't get a cool van like mine! Stop whining now and get the RC version for just 60 Washingtons! Or ask your mama for it if you don't have the money!

And remember, mother there's only one, so treat her right!

Fools! [Firebox via Toyology]

The A-Team Limousine: Chauffeurs of Fortune

Sean Fallon — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:45:24 EST

Apparently being a soldier of fortune was no longer lucrative because it looks like the former team of crack commandos we all know and love has taken to chauffeuring around partygoers (and appearing in Warcraft ads) to pay the bills. If you have a prom (or other social event) and no one else can help, you can definitely hire the A-Team limo service. And, surprisingly enough, these guys know how to treat a guest. Check out the A-Team limo specs and a video after the break.

What is inside:

•6 plasma TV's w/ DVD
•Alpine sound systems
•Fiber optic light show ( over 2 million different colors )
•Sequenced strobe lighting effects
•Lightening plates
•Full bar with with champagne and beer for adults and soft drinks for the kids
•Color wash LED celing
•Illuminated leather seating
•Headlight strobes and special effects

Despite their image of being notoriously hard to find, the A-Team seems to care little about the authorities on their tail these days. In fact, they are doing business right out in the open and you can hit the link to hire them yourself. You can even purchase a version of the A-Team Limo on Ebay for a starting bid of $20,500 (bidding ends on December 11th). [A-Team Limos and Ebay auction and Google Groups]