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    Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice

    Portable French Log Cabin Would Not Have Pleased Honest Abe
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    Just another politician caught with his pants down.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    "Four coils and seven gears ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in science, and dedicated to the proposition that all robotic men are created equal.

    Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

    But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and automated, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored automatons we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these ‘droids shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that robots of people, made by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
    "
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    "Vote for me if you want to live."
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice

    With his clothes on he's pretty badass too...
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    Best Giz headline of the week.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    He really traveled in time just to say, "Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES! "
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    09/11/09

    @Dr.Danger: : LOL! rock on San Dimas High!
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    Foolish humans! Robot Nixon will crush you all!
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    boom
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    09/11/09

    @Dr.Danger: ::You are awesome:: Yes.
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    09/11/09

    @Dr.Danger: ::You are awesome:: Looks better than Salvation!
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    How long before someone makes a comment about wanting to see an animatronic, naked Megan Fox?
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    09/11/09

    @DustyButt™: I dunno about anyone else, but I'm pretty tired of even the name Megan Fox. In fact, I think the name Thumbzilla will now be used in lieu of MF.
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    09/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: How long before someone makes a comment about wanting to see an animatronic, naked Thumbzilla?
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    09/11/09

    @LouisJebber: Now you're talkin'.
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    09/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Thumbzilla FTW.
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    09/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: As in the name of the porn site?? Bravo, sir!
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    09/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I went to visit my brother in Chicago last weekend, and met his blind roommate, Tom. We were talking about Transformers 2, and how much they'd showcase her. He said she sure sounds hot, and I brought up her toe-thumbs. He didn't know what the term meant, and I explained it, sort-of trailing off as I glanced down... and noticed the fact that Tom, too, had toe-thumbs.
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    09/11/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:

    2nded. tired of hearing about that broad. she's not even really that hot, except in the barbie-doll kind of plastic way.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    I hate to break the news to you Frooch, but that's how Abraham Lincoln ACTUALLY looked without his clothes.

    Most people forget this exchange from the Lincoln-Douglas debate:

    D: Don't you people see?! He's the Devil's handiwork! He's an automaton, sent to destroy Man! Open your eyes, people! He's a robot! He's a FRAKKIN' ROBOT! We're all going to die!

    L: Ha. Ha. Ha. Puny human. Your fleshy brains do not yet know what a robot is. Your inferior carbon-based supporters now think that you are crazy. Ha. Ha. Ha. Crazy banana. Ha. Ha. Ha. A species divided will be conquered and be used to lubricate our machines. Humans will die.
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    09/11/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Have some respect for the decommissioned. Ol' Rail-Bender doesn't need his good name sullied by a man who makes pony bacon, the most evil breakfast dish ever conceived.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. ~Twain

    Oh, if only he could live to see this.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    Two words: AWE-SOME.
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    09/11/09

    In reply to Robo-Lincoln Wants to Terminate John Wilkes Booth with Extreme Prejudice
    Like most men, you can see right through them.
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    09/11/09

    @Curves: Ouch!!!!
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    09/11/09

    @Barry99705: Oh come on! That was funny. ;)
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    09/11/09

    @Curves: Yes, that was funny. To bad poor RoboLincoln is not fully functional..
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    05/23/09

    In reply to Portable French Log Cabin Would Not Have Pleased Honest Abe
    Log homes, especially modern ones, can be both beautiful and functional, and a pleasure to live in regardless of what country you call home, but these log homes are neither of those things. Yes, these are easy to build, but with only a bit more effort, you could have something with a lot more amenities.
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    05/23/09

    In reply to Portable French Log Cabin Would Not Have Pleased Honest Abe
    When I see a log cabin I think


    Switzerland

    Sweden

    Scotland

    Canada.


    Not America, but then Americans hijack everything as cultural signs of their greatness even though most American ideas came from Europe along most of Americans.


    What exactly is wrong with this design, I think it looks very nice especially how they look like apile of cut logs, but then any chance to bash the French for not helping in an illegal war eh ? Did you vote for Bush ?

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    05/23/09

    @Fourthletter: Here, let me get those straws for you. You know, since you seem to be grasping at them.


    No, I didn't vote for Bush. Either time. But the French are still fun to make fun of. With their tiny chins and mustaches and baguettes and inability to fight a nation that is not England.

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    05/24/09

    @badhatharry: Hey! Guess what? Most French don't have mustaches! By the way, could you please open a history book that was not written by Bill O'Reilly?
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    05/25/09

    @plailleur: Guess not. Can you open a book that tells you when someone is joking?
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