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I'm picturing Tsera sitting there in the Plaintiff's chair with their 1-800-RentALawyer sitting across from the legal teams of 20 large corporations. Then everyone in the courtroom laughing as Tsera stands up and walks out as they realize the can of Oh Shit they just opened up.
Probably won't go down quite like that, but it's fun to imagine.
I really hate patent trolls. And the patent office, for that matter. I can't believe they actually granted a patent for this in TWO THOUSAND AND THREE.
There's a district down in Texas, that I'm going to see
To shit on corporations, and make lots of bucks for me
They cried foul when I filed suit, it brought me glee to break their hearts
If I find another patent, I swear we'll never part
@Kaiser-Machead:
Kaiser-Machead, how dare you,
I start to rhyme, then you do too.
I know all, the shady types like you,
You infringed on my ideas - I WILL SUE!
Think of all the damage you've done,
you had to go and spoil my fun.
I request that you pay,
$50 million in damages before next May.
Kaiser-Machead we shall part,
and now you, just lost a heart!
I am jesting - so you know,
But I still want, all of that dough.
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Probably won't go down quite like that, but it's fun to imagine.
07/20/09
07/20/09
To shit on corporations, and make lots of bucks for me
They cried foul when I filed suit, it brought me glee to break their hearts
If I find another patent, I swear we'll never part
07/20/09
Kaiser-Machead, how dare you,
I start to rhyme, then you do too.
I know all, the shady types like you,
You infringed on my ideas - I WILL SUE!
Think of all the damage you've done,
you had to go and spoil my fun.
I request that you pay,
$50 million in damages before next May.
Kaiser-Machead we shall part,
and now you, just lost a heart!
I am jesting - so you know,
But I still want, all of that dough.
07/19/09
07/20/09