not to be rude, but if ever saw someone playing iphone boxing with a powerglove I would punch the living shit out of them.
Not for being a douche and using a powerglove in public with an iphone, not for being an iphone user but for completely degrading and disrespecting the original powerglove by using it with a non Nintendo system.
This reminds me of the episode of CHiPs where they issued packs to some of the officers which would rebroadcast their last "stop" radio call if they became vertical for a certain period of time. Grossman had the unit and started playing with a dog on the side of the road and everyone came running, which somehow lead to Ponch and Jon getting in a hang glider/Dune Buggy/Rollerskating/Wind-surfing/Huge Pick-up Truck to catch some criminals w/a freeze frame at the end.
For those who question its usefulness, this is just a proof of concept. Now that it works, it could easily be scaled up and replicated globally, so a single iPhone could pour not one but millions of beers simultaneously around the globe.
It's possible that this device will mean no one will ever have to pour their own beer again themselves. Instead, one person (or Google) will be solely responsible for pouring all beer. To ensure compliance, the surface of beer bottles will be made poisonous to human hands, with bottles resting safely in devices like this one. Beer drinkers will submit proposals to the Beer Tsar who, if he approves, will remotely activate your drink. For anyone who enjoys beer, this is the holy grail we've been waiting for.
@frigg: Yes "activate" your drink which has been sitting in an open poisonous bottle since it was made.
On a more serious note, I'm all for people coming up with things, but that was the worst accelerometer control I have ever seen. Do you have to turn the phone all the way before it even starts to pour? Then it just drops the entire bottle's contents in about a second. The accelerometer is sensitive enough to control things like remote control cars.
@frigg: And then the robots kill us with lack of beer.
Centralizing beer control, even in the name of preventing spilled beer, is a recipe for disaster. It's bad enough that the robots have invaded every nook and cranny of our homes (and possibly English muffins) from the fridges in our kitchens to the beer fridges in our living rooms to the washing machines that Twitter us from afar.
To let the robots control our inebriation is wrongheaded and stupid.
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04/04/09
Well done!
Now back to your gig on Flight of The Conchords!
04/04/09
Culinary win.
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04/04/09
Not for being a douche and using a powerglove in public with an iphone, not for being an iphone user but for completely degrading and disrespecting the original powerglove by using it with a non Nintendo system.
somethings just don't get messed with IMO.
04/04/09
So long as you're also wearing a powerglove, perfectly appropriate behavior.
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agreed.
02/17/09
'Epic fail' also falls into this category.
02/17/09
"BUT WILL IT RUN CRYSIS??!!11!one!"
01/03/09
It's possible that this device will mean no one will ever have to pour their own beer again themselves. Instead, one person (or Google) will be solely responsible for pouring all beer. To ensure compliance, the surface of beer bottles will be made poisonous to human hands, with bottles resting safely in devices like this one. Beer drinkers will submit proposals to the Beer Tsar who, if he approves, will remotely activate your drink. For anyone who enjoys beer, this is the holy grail we've been waiting for.
01/03/09
On a more serious note, I'm all for people coming up with things, but that was the worst accelerometer control I have ever seen. Do you have to turn the phone all the way before it even starts to pour? Then it just drops the entire bottle's contents in about a second. The accelerometer is sensitive enough to control things like remote control cars.
01/03/09
Centralizing beer control, even in the name of preventing spilled beer, is a recipe for disaster. It's bad enough that the robots have invaded every nook and cranny of our homes (and possibly English muffins) from the fridges in our kitchens to the beer fridges in our living rooms to the washing machines that Twitter us from afar.
To let the robots control our inebriation is wrongheaded and stupid.
!Viva la drunken resistance!!
01/03/09
And, I agree it's a terrible implementation. He'd be better off using the multitouch rotation gesture to get some fine grained control.
01/03/09
Drinking real beer instead of screwing around with an iPhone app.
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