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    Image of Fractal the Meek Fractal the Meek
    11/12/09

    In reply to Creepiness Strangely Absent From New Palm Pixi Commercial
    Video NSFW. Ahh, I do so love singing pixies.
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    Edited by Fractal the Meek at 11/12/09 12:41 AM Fractal the Meek was starred Fractal the Meek was unstarred
    Image of seapathac seapathac
    11/12/09

    @Fractal the Meek: If I didn't think all my internet rep would cease to exist I'd admit to liking that song. #palmpixicommercial
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    Image of Fractal the Meek Fractal the Meek
    11/12/09

    @seapathac: Fie on internet rep. I also have Do You Wanna Date My Avatar? on my 2 GB Sansa Clip. Adding Sleepyhead now for being in an epic gadget commercial. #palmpixicommercial
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    Image of seapathac seapathac
    11/12/09

    @Fractal the Meek: Funny I just wanted Do You Want To Date My Avatar right after this. #palmpixicommercial
     Reply
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    Image of frigg frigg
    11/11/09

    In reply to Creepiness Strangely Absent From New Palm Pixi Commercial
    Poor Palm. They're still getting it wrong. Those gleefully singing chipmunks make my ears bleed. #palmpixicommercial
     Reply
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    Image of maven2k maven2k
    11/11/09

    In reply to Creepiness Strangely Absent From New Palm Pixi Commercial
    It's actually is a very good commercial. I thought when they first reported about this model I was going to like it. I like that song, too, I put it on my Zune a while ago, heh.
     Reply
    Edited by maven2k at 11/11/09 11:50 PM maven2k was starred maven2k was unstarred
    Image of met2art met2art
    11/11/09

    In reply to Creepiness Strangely Absent From New Palm Pixi Commercial
    I miss my Palm Pre girl... I'm sad. I had zero interest in the Palm Pre, or what it could do, so I was content to indulge my interest in creepy pale girls who speak in cryptic husky tones. It was really quite beautiful.
     Reply
    Edited by met2art at 11/11/09 10:32 PM met2art was starred met2art was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    11/11/09

    In reply to Creepiness Strangely Absent From New Palm Pixi Commercial
    No psychotic shapeshifters? My mind was just blown! #palmpixicommercial
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/11/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking: You're telling me. I had to watch that ad twice just to make sure that I didn't somehow miss the creepy factor. #palmpixicommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of reckoner23 reckoner23
    11/11/09

    @Rosa Golijan: is this the one? #palmpixicommercial
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment reckoner23 was starred reckoner23 was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/11/09

    @reckoner23: That'd be her. #palmpixicommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    11/11/09

    @Rosa Golijan: I'd like to see that commercial with Ellen Feiss. #palmpixicommercial
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Nokia N900 Isn't A Phone, It's A Psychotic Shapeshifter
    Amen. It seems everyone is trying to get on a viral video bandwagon or something. Nine times out of ten, by the time you have a commercial, product shots have leaked and people have reviewed it, so who is this stuff really targeted at? #nokian900commercials
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    Image of CheeseGamer CheeseGamer
    11/11/09

    In reply to The Nokia N900 Isn't A Phone, It's A Psychotic Shapeshifter
    Hey, they still are more effective/less creepy than the Palm Pre ads. And yeah, Apple style marketing (assigning "personalities" to products that are inanimate objects) basically killed off the whole "showing the product" thing. #nokian900commercials
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment CheeseGamer was starred CheeseGamer was unstarred
    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    11/11/09

    @CheeseGamer: About the Pre ads: Sometimes I'm creeped out by that albino, and yet other times, I think she's hot. Spooky! #nokian900commercials
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    Image of CheeseGamer CheeseGamer
    11/11/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_IsSlacking:

    Rewatch them, but looking into her eyes. You will feel none of the latter afterwords. *shudder*

    Those commercials freaked me the hell out. Made my view on the Pre a bit more "stupid/immature," however. #nokian900commercials
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    Image of Kelvin Ong Kelvin Ong
    11/08/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I know it is a little bit too late for a translation (It has been one day)

    *Male interpreter*
    Is her, Is her, her is her AGAIN! she is the same, just that a breast size is different!

    *The girl speaks*
    When I go to the office, I adjust to B cup. Pretty in every sense!

    When I hit the streets, I adjust to a C cup. I bedazzle all the people around me!

    When I party, I adjust to a D cup. Hot and Fiery!

    *Man interpreter comes back*

    B, C, D THREE DIFFERENT SIZES

    Ok it is a little bit short, but i hope it helps. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Duckspwn:Loves Approving Reds promoted this comment Kelvin Ong was starred Kelvin Ong was unstarred
    Image of P3nnst8r P3nnst8r
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Mother of God... #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of blash blash
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I feel sad for women who feel like they have to buy this. There are quite a number of men who don't give two craps how big a woman's bust is when her personality is what really counts for long-term attractiveness and happiness.

    That said, the boobs in the video looked like they were exploding - hilarity ensues. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of TheAlmeida TheAlmeida
    11/09/09

    @blash: Breasts are the central hub of the females womanship, it's not just a matter of beauty I think.

    Some woman have to remove their breasts due to cancer and others are born with little to no breasts. Imagine the equivalent in us guys... In those cases, I think it's valid (not just this product specifically, but cosmetic augmentation in general).
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    blash promoted this comment Edited by TheAlmeida at 11/09/09 6:36 AM TheAlmeida was starred TheAlmeida was unstarred
    Image of blash blash
    11/09/09

    @TheAlmeida: The complete removal (due to cancer or other reasons) is traumatic, just like it is in men. But size? Nope - it's not the size of the boat that counts but the motion of the ocean - and the same idea applies to women. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of ludwigk ludwigk
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    I like how the little inflatable pillows are called "God's Hand". As if He wasn't satisfied with the perkiness that he hath wrought, and decided to intervene. What a pal. *thumbs up* #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Thank you, Rosa, for asking that I watch this boob-laden video.

    I did my absolute best and kept my eyes (and an ear) open, but I did not spontaneously learn/understand Chinese, and thus cannot help answer your questions.

    Edit: Forgot the tag!

    #RosaRocks
     Reply
    Edited by Gordonium at 11/07/09 12:07 PM Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
    Image of Michael Michael
    11/07/09

    I think if I watch it enough times, I'll eventually learn Chinese. At least it's worth a shot...

    And yes, Rosa is the greatest thing to happen to Gizmodo since the Swedish mafia. #inflatablebracommercial
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    Rosa Golijan promoted this comment Michael was starred Michael was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @Gordonium: Oh, thank you so much for sitting through that long commercial and doing your best to help translate! So very kind of you. :) #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @Michael: I'm afraid that I'll have to do a few Google searches to figure out if that's a compliment or not... #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of Michael Michael
    11/09/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Rosa, I was talking about the Gizmondo fiasco way back when--a soap opera that kept me glued to Gizmodo for at least 2 years. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/09/09

    @Michael: Oh God. I'd blocked that from memory. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of chodaboy19 chodaboy19
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    What if 1 side fails to deploy? #inflatablebracommercial
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    Gordonium promoted this comment chodaboy19 was starred chodaboy19 was unstarred
    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/07/09

    @chodaboy19: Then you just play it off as a being a cancer survivor. #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    The true measure of a women isnt the size of her breasts, but the size of the heart that beats beneath them.

    That being said, omg that vid was hilarious. #inflatablebracommercial
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    Image of joshl joshl
    11/07/09

    In reply to This Inflating Bra Commercial Left Me Confused Yet Reaching For My Wallet
    Because I love you guys so much, I'll translate.

    It's Her. It's Her. It's Her!
    They're all the same "her", but her breasts has a BIG difference (pun?)

    At Work, it's a B cup.
    Pretty Beautiful.

    On the streets, it's B cup.
    Perfect for attractive people.

    At a party, it's a D Cup! (OMG Ponies!)
    Spicy Hot!

    This bra can go up in three steps: B, C and D cups.

    Before/After Shots...

    Celebrated in Europe. (something)... world's beautiful breast contest.

    (She's mine logo) Automatic pumping bra.

    Look at this. One press and it gets bigger.
    Bigger and Bigger.
    As big as you want, as big as it gets.

    Big! Big Big!
    (Before/After Shots)

    So big that even breast milk is coming out! (wtf?)

    it's like using your hands to push them up.
    This bra has passed some sort of international certifacte (o rly?)

    The inflateable part is called "God's Hand" in English, but it says "Space-Age hand" in Chinese. All it takes is a press to inflate it.

    Normal Magic Bras are too heavy. After a while, they sag down. (haha saggy tits!). It adds more weight to your straps too. So they aren't good breasts, but saggy breasts.
    But with "God's hands", 5 of them = the weight of a normal silicon breast thingy.

    Hey, It's actually trendy! It's comfortable! The bra has a safe feeling with no pressure.

    Hurry up and call the buy now!

    Hello! Hello! What are you wearing now? I'm wearing a B cup. What do you like? I wish my breast were a little bigger. And B cups are fine. Bigger breasts are every women's wish. What are your wish? Wow they're 3cm bigger! Can it get any bigger? Yes! Wow, it's even bigger my 2.5cm. Can it get even bigger? Of course! Do you want to try it? No, no they're big enough.

    There are 3 technologies in this bra: "God's hand" - hold your back up.
    That granny at 3:33 - They're excellent, I feel younger! (puke)
    The God's Hands are made from some Japanese natural material. They give off some sort of infrared-red radiation to increase blood circulation, and therefore your breats will grow bigger.
    Ugly woman at 3:54 - not only are they comfortable and healthly, my brasts are getting bigger too! #inflatablebracommercial
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/07/09

    @joshl: Woah. Thank you for actually doing that! #inflatablebracommercial
     Reply
    Rosa Golijan was starred Rosa Golijan was unstarred
    Image of joshl joshl
    11/09/09

    @joshl: Sorry for my obviously bad English. I did this in a hurry. #inflatablebracommercial
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