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    Robot Makes Autonomous Scientific Discovery for First Time

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    Image of thatsMisterPotatoHeadtoyou thatsMisterPotatoHeadtoyou
    04/03/09

    In reply to Robot Makes Autonomous Scientific Discovery for First Time
    if there's still a way to build it / there'll be a way to destroy it / things are not all that out of control

    if there's still a way to build it / there'll be a way to destroy it / things are not all that out of control

    if there's still a way to build it / there'll be a way to destroy it / things are not all that out of control

    if there's still a way to build it / there'll be a way to destroy it / things are not all that out of control
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    Image of SprinklesTDD SprinklesTDD
    04/03/09

    @thatsMisterPotatoHeadtoyou: "If it bleeds, we can kill it" (+1 internets to the one who says where the quote came from)
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/03/09

    @SprinklesTDD: It was stated by Dutch, right after the predator killed Blaine.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    04/03/09

    @CargoHoldNap_GitEmSteveDave: The Dutch did this?


    I knew they were up to no good, what with all the windmills and everything. I mean comeon, wooden shoes?

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/03/09

    @Geisrud - MS150 fundraising time!: Windmills do not work that way! Morbo feels for the turtles.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/03/09

    In reply to Robot Makes Autonomous Scientific Discovery for First Time
    Why did they build a robot with suede patches over the elbow joints?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/03/09

    In reply to Robot Makes Autonomous Scientific Discovery for First Time
    Luckily for all of mankind, the robot proclaimed "First", and Brian Lam "Banned him w/extreme prejudice":

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    Image of En0s1 En0s1
    04/03/09

    @CargoHoldNap_GitEmSteveDave: HAHAHA... Dude it almost made coming in to work worth it.
    BLAM will save us all from the rise of the robots.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/03/09

    @enos pays the apple tax cuz he's a cool kid: He knows their weakness. Water. Luckily they can't perceive snow as a threat, b/c they can't understand the concept of the future. So they allow him to get close with snowballs, and when he fires, their immense processors melt the snow and short themselves out.
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    04/03/09

    In reply to Robot Makes Autonomous Scientific Discovery for First Time
    Never make anything that you can't unmake.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    04/03/09

    @strider_mt2k: JELLO?

    Although digestive processes do "unmake" it to some extent. Nevermind.


    Continue with the JELLO!

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    Image of SprinklesTDD SprinklesTDD
    04/03/09

    @Geisrud - MS150 fundraising time!: Wouldn't a microwave work?
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    04/03/09

    @SprinklesTDD: You microwave your JELLO?


    I mean, I know some people don't really like it, but you gotta admit that the red stuff, at least, is pretty tasty. The green never really tastes like it's ripe. I concede that yellow is just kinda weird, orange can go either way - depends if you're in a citrus-y mood or not. But seriously? A microwave? What did the stuff ever do to you?

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    Image of Mike Camilleri Mike Camilleri
    04/03/09

    In reply to Robot Makes Autonomous Scientific Discovery for First Time
    I'm worried about the future of robots =/
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    Image of SprinklesTDD SprinklesTDD
    04/03/09

    @Mike Camilleri: I'm more worried about our future BECAUSE of robots.
    "This just in! Americas first Robot President!"
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    04/03/09

    @SprinklesTDD: That'll never happen. Under the 34th Amendment, all aspects of the Constitution apply equally to robots.


    While this was initially thought to be a pro-robot concession to end the enslavement of robots by their meatbag overlords, it was also the one time that humans outwitted robots.


    Applying the 25th Amendment to robots, in order for a robot to become President, it must be designed, manufactured, and assembled in America. Thanks to various laws regarding minimum wages and workplace safety, this will never happen.


    HOOMANS FTW!

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    Image of SprinklesTDD SprinklesTDD
    04/03/09

    In reply to Robot Makes Autonomous Scientific Discovery for First Time
    And so Skynet began. Judgement day is upon us, folks.
    Next up: The robot discovers where his socks dissapear to when he puts them in the dryer.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/03/09

    @SprinklesTDD: That stupid goat bastard keeps taking them.
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    Image of TheLostVikings R.O.A.C.H. TheLostVikings R.O.A.C.H.
    04/03/09

    In reply to Robot Makes Autonomous Scientific Discovery for First Time
    They are getting smarter, time to stock up on bubble gum.


    Because when it's time to kick ass or chew bubble gum, it's much safer to just go with the gum...

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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    04/03/09

    @TheLostVikings: I heart you for that piece of insight.
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    Image of TerryinSt.Paul TerryinSt.Paul
    04/03/09

    In reply to Robot Makes Autonomous Scientific Discovery for First Time
    [www.collegehumor.com]
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    Image of longxiongdi longxiongdi
    04/03/09

    @TerryinSt.Paul: So Giz, does this mean 'TerryinSt.Paul' is banned now... I thought this "first" crap was a Ban Hammer offense?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    04/03/09

    @longxiongdi: Since the story is about a FIRST time event, I cant imagine that he would be banned, since his comment/link was directly in line with the content of the post.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    04/03/09

    @Curves: As well as being a college Humor site, which is a "friend of Frucci".
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