@enos pays the apple tax cuz he's a cool kid: He knows their weakness. Water. Luckily they can't perceive snow as a threat, b/c they can't understand the concept of the future. So they allow him to get close with snowballs, and when he fires, their immense processors melt the snow and short themselves out.
I mean, I know some people don't really like it, but you gotta admit that the red stuff, at least, is pretty tasty. The green never really tastes like it's ripe. I concede that yellow is just kinda weird, orange can go either way - depends if you're in a citrus-y mood or not. But seriously? A microwave? What did the stuff ever do to you?
@SprinklesTDD: That'll never happen. Under the 34th Amendment, all aspects of the Constitution apply equally to robots.
While this was initially thought to be a pro-robot concession to end the enslavement of robots by their meatbag overlords, it was also the one time that humans outwitted robots.
Applying the 25th Amendment to robots, in order for a robot to become President, it must be designed, manufactured, and assembled in America. Thanks to various laws regarding minimum wages and workplace safety, this will never happen.
@longxiongdi: Since the story is about a FIRST time event, I cant imagine that he would be banned, since his comment/link was directly in line with the content of the post.
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if there's still a way to build it / there'll be a way to destroy it / things are not all that out of control
if there's still a way to build it / there'll be a way to destroy it / things are not all that out of control
if there's still a way to build it / there'll be a way to destroy it / things are not all that out of control
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I knew they were up to no good, what with all the windmills and everything. I mean comeon, wooden shoes?
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BLAM will save us all from the rise of the robots.
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Although digestive processes do "unmake" it to some extent. Nevermind.
Continue with the JELLO!
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I mean, I know some people don't really like it, but you gotta admit that the red stuff, at least, is pretty tasty. The green never really tastes like it's ripe. I concede that yellow is just kinda weird, orange can go either way - depends if you're in a citrus-y mood or not. But seriously? A microwave? What did the stuff ever do to you?
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"This just in! Americas first Robot President!"
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While this was initially thought to be a pro-robot concession to end the enslavement of robots by their meatbag overlords, it was also the one time that humans outwitted robots.
Applying the 25th Amendment to robots, in order for a robot to become President, it must be designed, manufactured, and assembled in America. Thanks to various laws regarding minimum wages and workplace safety, this will never happen.
HOOMANS FTW!
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Next up: The robot discovers where his socks dissapear to when he puts them in the dryer.
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Because when it's time to kick ass or chew bubble gum, it's much safer to just go with the gum...
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