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    Finally, A Phone That Only Dials 1-900 Numbers

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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    03/16/09

    In reply to Finally, A Phone That Only Dials 1-900 Numbers
    Probably sounds like Dr. Girlfriend.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/16/09

    In reply to Finally, A Phone That Only Dials 1-900 Numbers

    "...low bitrate dirty talk..."


    Low bitrate or not, I still can recognize the source of beguiling and sultry female voicework.


    In a completely unrelated matter, where is Curves these days?

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    Image of Sir Gibler Sir Gibler
    03/16/09

    In reply to Finally, A Phone That Only Dials 1-900 Numbers
    "like knowing you've gotta hunt down some AAs."

    bottom left corner of the packaging says 3 AAA's. can someone quickly explain to me why AAA batteries find themselves in the shitiest gadgets
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/16/09

    @Sir Gibler: D's add unwelcome bulk for the orifice-stuffing crowd.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/16/09

    In reply to Finally, A Phone That Only Dials 1-900 Numbers
    Just pray it doesn't accidentally say "Islam is the Light", like this baby doll does.


    [www.foxnews.com]

     Reply
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    Image of Platypus Man Platypus Man
    03/16/09

    In reply to Finally, A Phone That Only Dials 1-900 Numbers
    $19? Seriously? Who in their right mind would pay $19 for this?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/16/09

    @Platypus Man: I'll talk to you for $19.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/16/09

    In reply to Finally, A Phone That Only Dials 1-900 Numbers
    You can probably find it at your local Spencer Gifts store as well...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/17/08

    In reply to Robot Porn Film Is Industrialpunkish Kama Sutra (NSFW)
    I've never been to the Museum of Sex. In fact, I quickly turn past the ad in the AMNY when on the subway.


    I don't want people to think I'm a dirty boy.

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/17/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: "I don't want people to think I'm a dirty boy."


    Too late. We already know better..

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    Image of 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons
    12/17/08

    In reply to Robot Porn Film Is Industrialpunkish Kama Sutra (NSFW)
    Anyone else hear William Hickey?


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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/17/08

    In reply to Robot Porn Film Is Industrialpunkish Kama Sutra (NSFW)
    "Some robot stick his dick in a horses butt." You just dont hear dialogue like that every day.


    Well I dont.

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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/17/08

    @Curves: SteveDave does. Usually because he's saying it.


    Which is why his horse bit him.


    (OMG! Vampire Ponies!)

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/17/08

    @Curves: I wasn't expecting any robo-beastiality however I did think there would at least be some robo-buttsex. I guess he still has some more filming to do...
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    Image of scarbrtj scarbrtj
    12/17/08

    In reply to Robot Porn Film Is Industrialpunkish Kama Sutra (NSFW)
    Dudes. Did you see the Curator of The Museum of Sex?


    She is the curator. Of a museum. Devoted to sex.


    And I... jizz... in my pants.

     Reply
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    Image of TonyRockyHorror TonyRockyHorror
    12/17/08

    In reply to Robot Porn Film Is Industrialpunkish Kama Sutra (NSFW)
    somehow, i don't think robots would fuck like humans fuck. can't make that conceptual leap, sorry. not even remotely sexy.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/17/08

    @TonyRockyHorror: I think it all depends on how far the robots are willing to go to emulate human behavior..
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    Image of OMG! DEITY! OMG! DEITY!
    12/17/08

    In reply to Robot Porn Film Is Industrialpunkish Kama Sutra (NSFW)
    I found that performance rather...rigid...
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/17/08

    @Derry Quinn: Yes, it was very well oiled and mechanical....
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    Image of admoseremic admoseremic
    12/17/08

    In reply to Robot Porn Film Is Industrialpunkish Kama Sutra (NSFW)
    Now that's what some would call a Rusty Trombone. And what's with the robots having their kids all around them while they're doing the nasty?
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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    12/17/08

    @admoseremic: - "Now that's what some would call a Rusty Trombone."


    Someone get this man the Nobel Prize!

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/17/08

    @admoseremic: "And what's with the robots having their kids all around them while they're doing the nasty?"


    At the rate robots consume data and knowledge their children are the equivalent of a 40-something year old human...

     Reply
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    Image of maven2k maven2k
    12/05/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Myself, being Jewish, if I can walk into a wall and my weenie hits before my nose, I'm good to go!
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    maven2k was starred maven2k was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    12/05/08

    @maven2k: I have dated some jewish guys and I have never *NEVER* detected any functional difficulties. As for having large noses, which is not always the case, those have their uses too.
     Reply
    Curves was starred Curves was unstarred
    Image of Curves Curves
    12/05/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Red = Shooting pool with a rope.
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    Image of Sora57 is rendering Sora57 is rendering
    12/05/08

    @Curves: Best laugh I've had today.
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