It's not enough these days to have a mistress—everybody on Wall Street has at least one. What's important is to give your new girlfriend the kind of fake name that will impress your bros and help the tabloids while instantly arousing suspicion from your wife and friends.
Here's some satisfying news for disgraced pedophiles: After a robust career playing "candid camera" with sexual deviants, To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen has apparently been caught making sweet extramarital deviance to a woman 21 years his junior.
Like humans, zebra finches form monogamous partnerships in order to rear children. And, very much like us, these birds are also known to indulge in "extramarital" sex, even when these affairs serve no obvious evolutionary purpose.
AshleyMadison.com, the largest online "dating" site made for adulterers, has their advertising actively blocked by Facebook, Google and Microsoft. They're not letting the site buy keywords and ads, even though they let competing sites do so. What's weirder, Facebook even blocked the URL for ashleymadison.com in…
It's a story doomed to repeat for all of time: Man cheats on wife, wife catches man, wife eagle-claw-slaps man, man runs away, wife chases after man with a golf club, man crashes car. This could have been prevented.
Futurism books and documentaries of the 1970s were adament that attitudes towards sex and sexuality would change drastically by the year 2000.