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Lawnmowers, Killer Bees and Fire: Five Tales of Mowing Madness

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daqman
05/19/09

In reply to Lawnmowers, Killer Bees and Fire: Five Tales of Mowing Madness
I was mowing some tallish grass last year and mowed the ears off the top of a rabbit. It was hopping around the lawn spouting blood then twitched horribly as it died. I bought one of those old fashioned non-motorized mowers to give the bunnies a fair chance.
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Harrison is playing FFVIII
05/19/09

@daqman: Should have got the camera and put it on youtube.
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badhatharry
05/19/09

@Harrison: I can't think of another tagline: Really? You want to watch something's painful death for amusement? Just go watch Faces of Death.
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bosskev
05/19/09

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I KNEW I'd made the right decision! I'm going to make a mural-sized enlargement of this article and glue it to my garage door 'cuz I am SO sick of my whiney neighbors bitching about my having concreted over my entire front yard. Hell, I painted it kelly green, even put in a few miniature golf holes. What's their damn complaint? On a breezy day, the windmill is an entertaining counterpoint to the fleet of permanently embedded pink flamingoes.
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