Comment of the Day: Hot iPod Models, Looking Stupid

"Thank GOD for technology! If this were 20 years ago we would be looking at scantly clad eye candy with boom boxes!"—Michael_Lamb

Comment of the Day: Virginia to Kids: Play Some DDR, Fatties

"Nerds and real sports don't mix, so a further range of choices can only benefit."—AndrewKFromaz

Comment of the Day: Promotional Gadgets Grip Boston in Fear and Loathing
"The two guys were charged with "placing a hoax device and disorderly conduct." Clearly, they didn't intend to fool anyone into thinking these were IEDs, so I fail to see how a "hoax device" angle works."—Drizzten

Comment of the Day: Last Minute HD Super Bowl Party Guide

"Your cable company is required to allow access to HD locals, so if you're waiting on the box, and don't receive over the air signals, you can use the QAM tuner to receive your locals in "glorious" HD."—RictorGadget

Comment of the Day: Human Slingshot: Natural Selection at Work or Just Plain Fun?

"My father was launched nearly off a cliff by a giant rubber band. Apparently his brother and sisters found it and tied it between two trees and told him to stand in front of it and they *wouldn't* launch him"—belladonna

Comment of the Day: About That PS3 Price Change... I've Got Good News and Bad News

"We Canadians may have to pay $50 more for a PS3, but at least we aren't governed by Mr. Bush."—ratagoonsplat

Comment of the Day: Automatic Pussy Washing Machine (Totally Safe For Work)

"I've got a 24 pound monster kitty who most assuredly needs a bath now and again because he's got dandruff. However, the last time we tried to wash him ourselves, we had a three-person, one-cat melee that ended with me in the ER getting treated for a claw puncture that went clear into the space in one of my finger joints."—InfMom

Comment of the Day: Boring but Important Stuff (Click4TheCause)

"I never thought I could do such good for the world by wasting time searching for junk on my toxics-laden pollution-creating computer. Thanks Microsoft!

Perhaps ExxonMobil could give a few pennies of each of my next fill-up to pay for the cleanup of oil-soaked birds and mammals! Oh, I forgot — they already do!"—watersketch

Comment of the Day: Beer for Dogs: Next Stop, Doggie AA

"They already make beer for dogs. They call it beer."—KevJohn

Comment of the Day: Is High Def Porn All Its Cracked Up To Be?

"1080p makes everyone ugly. I wasn't aware of this fact until I watched MI:4 on blue ray. You can see every individual pore on Tom Cruise's face, and Laurence Fishbourne has skin like an orange peel."—KurtSubvert

Comment of the Day: A Perfect Evening: 200 Inches, a PS3 and Thee

"A $1200 HDMI cable? So...he's retarded? $20 says my $20 HDMI cable will carry the 1s and 0s just as well. When will people learn that, when it comes to digital cables, they either work or they don't! Ah, but such is life in the Monster Cable world."—RogueSophist

Comment of the Day: Canon Dolls Up Their First Designer Fax

"What's a fax?"—Netcretin

Comment of the Day: Phone Grope and Gallery: Samsung Ultra Music SGH-F300

"I would like a super slim phone... that only makes phone calls!"—JasonCo

Comment of the Day: Trekkie Spends $15k on DIY Star Trek Home Theater

"I once read the definition between "trekker" and "trekkie". A "trekker" is someone who is a fan of Star Trek but knows that it's not real moves out of his parent's basement gets a job and girlfriend. A "trekkie" is someone who thinks that Star Trek is real and is waiting for the Enterprise to beam them up."—Mantuswsh

Comment of the Day: Xbox 360 v2, Codenamed Zephyr

"Why does the release of something better somehow change the nature of what we have now?...If they can improve on the console over its lifetime in an effort to increase the user base and make it a better value for late adopters, more power to them."—ThinkThis

Comment of the Day: Dreams Do Come True! LG's Makes Worlds First Blu-ray/HD DVD Dual-Format Player

"Shouldn't those unicorns be humping to create some master race of HD-DVD BlueRay super hybrid... wait what was a I talking about?"—Voltron80

Comment of the Day: Gizmodo Video Execution: Thanko Silent Mouse

"If you're going to do executions, you'll need more air in those tires."—EBone

Comment of the Day: Avis Bringing WiFi to Their Rental Cars

"Great, now [My Company] will have a reason to not even get me a hotel room. I can see it now: 'your car gets internet, just sleep in there'."—CaptainRoin

Comment of the Day: Digital Adrianne Curry Smolders Like the Real One

"Adrianne Curry deserves recognition for being the first celebrity to render herself functionally obsolete. Her digital replicant is more versatile; looks better in hi-res than the original; and will only get better with age."—Cardinal Fang

Comment of the Day: The Real Losers of the Next-Gen DVD Battle

"You can blame sony and its camp for spinning off their own proprietary format (blu ray). Everyone was in line with the HD DVD format until sony had the opportunity to purchase the MGM catalog for (I think) $5 billion. When that happened, it became a forgone conclusion that Sony would want to pursue their own format."—Axtell

Comment of the Day: Clear Your Drains With Flexisnake

"Do they have one with little toilet paper ends on it, cuz I just gave birth to the queen of terds and it got stuck halfway down...no, seriously it was one of those that sticks halfway out of the toilet and stinks up your whole bathroom!"—Michelinman85

Comment of the Day: Argard M10 Bluetooth Earpiece: Small Enough to Join the Flea Circus

"I thought the regular bluetooth ear-pieces were pretty bad cuz it made people look like whackos that talk to themselves. If this comes to market, you'll really look like a loony using it."—rodanj

Comment of the Day: Japanese Digitally-Counted Breast Bounce Contest: NSFW and Proof Why We Need the Venice Project

"I personally would like to thank Gizmodo for using a most effective way of showing why we need faster downloads. That video was frustrating and jerky, and I don't mean like Friday nights as a married guy."—Strider_mt2k

Comment of the Day: Ridiculous Gadget of the Day: BreathCapture

"I think Jason should send some of his breath to Tokyo with Brian, that would be so cool. It would be like that astronaut that used to take a roll of dimes with him into space."—buzzaw0nk

Comment of the Day: Sony Says That You Can't Tap The PS3

"I remember a day when they started putting these processors called "Pen-tee-ums" in computers, and people talking about how they were complete overkill and overheated too much. That was less than 15 years ago."—yardameus

Comment of the Day: iPhoneyGate: Best Brian Lam/Gizmodo Hate Blog Ever. Digg It!

"Why stop there? The guy should blame Brian for global warming, cancer, and killing Christmas."—Grover

Comment of the Day: Rakuten Ultraviolet Toothbrush Cleaner

"So if our mouths are filled with bacteria, so much bacteria that brushing and listerine effectively don't change the amount, why do we care if there is bacteria on our toothbrush?"—The Lab

Comment of the Day: 'Bridge' Concept Can Turn Anything Into Braille

"It's easy to spot those blind pirates though because they wear two eye patches."—Strider_mt2k

Comment of the Day: Stalking 101: Hack the Nike+iPod Sport Kit

"What the hell is the point of using google maps to track the persons route.... your 60 feet away from them running the SAME ROUTE. By simply stalking the person the old fashon way you would know the same thing."—Falconfire

Comment of the Day:Is Your Car Gay?

"Gayest website: Wheels 24. Seriously, I wouldn't give a frak what another person thinks about whether or not my car were gay or straight."—Flareak

Comment of the Day: LEGO Self-Parking Car

"That lego was almost a perfect re-enactment of a parallel parking incident I had a few weeks ago... At least it's nice to know that even a computer can't parallel park very well."—alveryx

Comment of the Day: Gun Hidden in a Knife

"Gee... for some reason, both Crocodile Dundee ("that's not a knife... this is a knife!") and Indiana Jones come to mind."—Lenroc

Comment of the Day: One-Handed Xbox 360 Controller

"An odd purpose? You mean like building it for someone who was injured and can only use one hand to play games? Yeah, completely odd. What a weirdo."—Enzo

Comment of the Day: Magic Volcanic Face Spray Blocks Cell Phone Radiation

"Eww...like i would want millions of undersea germs running around on my face. Let me deal wiht my acne first, then let me put more bacteriums on it..."—bmg50barrett