Trucker's Ass Blown Up Like Balloon In Horrendous Air Hose Accident

It's a hard life, being a trucker—weeks without seeing your family; roadside diners; roadside naps; accidents that end up with your bum being pierced by the nose of a compressed air hose, and your body pumped with air... » 5/25/11 6:30am 5/25/11 6:30am

Prosciutto-Wrapped Air Hose Cuts Through Steel, Cucumber Version Proven…

In a crushing blow for vegetarians worldwide, a cucumber doused in vegetable oil has been proven inferior to prosciutto when tasked with cutting through steel sheet metal. Pork: 1, PETA: 0. » 4/17/09 2:00am 4/17/09 2:00am