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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    11/13/09

    In reply to Japan Developing Its Own Stealth Fighter Jet
    Being from Japan, will it do anything to make boobs bigger? #shinshinstealthfighter
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    11/13/09

    In reply to Japan Developing Its Own Stealth Fighter Jet
    I bet everyone here is thinking one of two things:

    1) Some humorous prediction that the Japanese plane will be cheaper, more reliable, and more fuel efficient than American planes. Edit: with 2x as many cup holders.

    2) It will be able to turn into a robot.
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    Edited by Hello Mister Walrus at 11/13/09 7:38 PM Hello Mister Walrus was starred Hello Mister Walrus was unstarred
    Image of Thangka Thangka
    11/13/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: You forgot:

    3) Have a bizarre sex toy built into it. #shinshinstealthfighter
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    Image of Michai Michai
    11/13/09

    In reply to Japan Developing Its Own Stealth Fighter Jet
    "Want to end the ground examination early"?
    Who the hell did the translation? lol
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    Edited by Michai at 11/13/09 7:32 PM Michai was starred Michai was unstarred
    Image of newgalactic newgalactic
    11/13/09

    In reply to Japan Developing Its Own Stealth Fighter Jet
    Military Might rarely comes from technology advancements. It usually comes from $$$ and logistics.

    It's one thing to create one top-secret "Firefox" jet. It's another thing entirely to build 350 of them, and keep them repaired, fueled, and armed.
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    Edited by newgalactic at 11/13/09 7:27 PM newgalactic was starred newgalactic was unstarred
    Image of Jux Jux
    11/13/09

    @newgalactic: What if you only build 187 of them? #shinshinstealthfighter
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    newgalactic promoted this comment Jux was starred Jux was unstarred
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    11/13/09

    @Jux: Depends, do I still get to keep my 350? #shinshinstealthfighter
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    Image of Jux Jux
    11/14/09

    @newgalactic: Nope, the government says you can only build 187. #shinshinstealthfighter
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    Image of absinthe006 absinthe006
    11/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Civilian Passenger Ejects Himself Out of Plane
    Well, I've flown in a B-24. In the bomb bay and up front over the front wheel there are places one can simply step down and crash through light panel material into space. No parachute for you there my boy.

    They had one person up front watching the break away panel over the wheel and zero people watching the bomb bay. They simply expected you to remember when they said "Don't do that, you will die!" and maybe to notice the red and white stripey painting saying beware.

    Of course, you could also just lean too far out the waist gunner positions.
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    11/02/09

    @absinthe006: If I remember right, the nose gear door can be pushed open with pretty minimal effort, too. Been several years since I was in a B-24. #ejectionseat
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    Image of ps-gizmodo ps-gizmodo
    11/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Civilian Passenger Ejects Himself Out of Plane
    Idiot... or GENIUS?
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    Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! promoted this comment AkkiRonin approved this comment ps-gizmodo was starred ps-gizmodo was unstarred
    Image of Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
    11/02/09

    @ps-gizmodo: #ejectionseat
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    Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was starred Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was unstarred
    Image of 11thRS 11thRS
    11/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Civilian Passenger Ejects Himself Out of Plane
    Ok, so what plane does not have the ejections seats rigged so that they both eject in tandem???

    Goose, watch the canopy on the way out, I'm gonna do one more pass by the tower. #ejectionseat
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    jayhawk11 promoted this comment 11thRS was starred 11thRS was unstarred
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    11/02/09

    @11thRS: Actually several aircraft don't. F-14's come to mind, as do A-6's and some other craft.

    Here's why:

    [www.gallagher.com] #ejectionseat
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    Image of 11thRS 11thRS
    11/02/09

    @jayhawk11: A wingnut stands corrected, thanks for the info! #ejectionseat
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    11/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Civilian Passenger Ejects Himself Out of Plane
    I don't know if that makes him an idiot, exactly. They probably just didn't warn him about it, and he grabbed it in confusion. #ejectionseat
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    Image of Adrian Blackwell Adrian Blackwell
    11/02/09

    @lostarchitect: the fact that most ejection seat handles in jets are either bright red or yellow with warning written all around them #ejectionseat
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    11/02/09

    @Adrian Blackwell: Well, shows what I know. Never been in a fighter jet, myself. #ejectionseat
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    Image of FightingChance FightingChance
    11/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Civilian Passenger Ejects Himself Out of Plane
    If that plane has Zero-Zero ejection seats, 'unharmed' may not be an entirely accurate descriptor of the ejectee, depending on how good his back was before the incident. #ejectionseat
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    Bigbadbikernerd promoted this comment FightingChance was starred FightingChance was unstarred
    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/02/09

    @FightingChance: Yeah, I hear you can only make, like, a couple ejections in your life with these, or else you'll basically collapse your spine. #ejectionseat
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    Bigbadbikernerd promoted this comment Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
    Image of yantelope yantelope
    11/02/09

    @Gordonium: Well, what's worse is that the experience is so traumatic that once a pilot ejects he never wants to do it again. Ejection seats are meant to save lives and as such many times you end up with a few bruises and/or broken bones. #ejectionseat
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy GitEmSteveDave_HazEnvy
    11/02/09

    @FightingChance: Doesn't the seatit cinch you tight against it when you pull the cord so you pretty much become part of the seat? #ejectionseat
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    Image of FightingChance FightingChance
    11/03/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_ H1N1 Symptoms List: Exactly, so the net effect is probably something like being dropkicked by God. #ejectionseat
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Civilian Passenger Ejects Himself Out of Plane
    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE! #ejectionseat
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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    11/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Civilian Passenger Ejects Himself Out of Plane
    Accidental nothing - If I got to joyride in a fighter jet you bet your ass I am highlighting that ride with an ejection flight! #ejectionseat
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/02/09

    @Hiphopopotamus: Even if they never let you ride again, it'd be so worth it. #ejectionseat
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Civilian Passenger Ejects Himself Out of Plane
    Ra-a-a-a-a-a-a! Take that Mom! A-a-a-a! Take that Dad! Send me to a psychiatrist will you?! Take that Dr. Sally Waxler!

    *presses eject*

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!

    ~Millhouse #ejectionseat
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    Image of Moonshadow101 Moonshadow101
    11/02/09

    In reply to Idiot Civilian Passenger Ejects Himself Out of Plane
    I know that when I'm in danger, the first thing I do is grab the hard stick between my legs. It's a reflex, really. He can't be blamed. #ejectionseat
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    Image of HeroOfTomorrow HeroOfTomorrow
    11/02/09

    @Moonshadow101: Thank you for making me eject my toothpaste out of my mouth with laughter. #ejectionseat
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    11/02/09

    @HeroOfTomorrow: you brush your teeth at the computer??? #ejectionseat
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    Image of Skunky Skunky
    11/03/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: No, they just laughed THAT hard. #ejectionseat
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    Image of HeroOfTomorrow HeroOfTomorrow
    11/03/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: Well... Yeah?
    In my defense, my screen is really big and it's also my TV. Never brushed your teeth in front of the TV before? It's common practice here in the Netherlands.

    Together with cannibalism and smoking pot. #ejectionseat
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    Image of kagekiri kagekiri
    10/30/09

    In reply to Sinister Sabre Warrior Drone Will Kill Us All One Day
    I wonder how many more G's they can pull off with the unmanned version. I couldn't really see a Predator drone doing especially great in a dog-fight, since it looks like it's modeled after a glider, but the Sabre's specs put it squarely in fighter-jet range (if my childhood obsession with jets and flight simulators serves me right). #sabrewarrior
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    Image of dfp3050 dfp3050
    10/30/09

    In reply to Sinister Sabre Warrior Drone Will Kill Us All One Day
    its funny how even though this is the latest in technology, this video couldn't feel more 80's (almost like a video out of the movie Top Gun). #sabrewarrior
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    10/30/09

    @dfp3050: Deal of the Century #sabrewarrior
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