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    Image of Complexified Complexified
    10/28/09

    In reply to Sony Gadgets Of All Ages Stripped Down And Photographed
    Rosa, we love you even more when you show us gadget porn. #sonygadgetteardowns
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    10/28/09

    @Complexified: Had to follow up the boobs and bums (warning: NSFW) with some circuits and conductors after all. #sonygadgetteardowns
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    Image of Complexified Complexified
    10/28/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Yup, saw that earlier today. Someone is being frisky today, huh :P #sonygadgetteardowns
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    Image of Con Seannery Con Seannery
    10/29/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Looks like you go both ways...gadget and human. What? Were you guys thinking of something else?

    #RosaRocks #sonygadgetteardowns
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    Image of Software_Goddess Software_Goddess
    10/28/09

    In reply to Sony Gadgets Of All Ages Stripped Down And Photographed
    I love gadget porn! It makes me want to get my soldering iron and do naughty things. #sonygadgetteardowns
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    Image of Anonymoose Anonymoose
    10/28/09

    @Software_Goddess: OMG!!! SOFTWARE GODDESS JUST STABBED POOR TIMMY WITH A SOLDERING IRON!!! HE'S JUST A BABBBYYYY!!!! #sonygadgetteardowns
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    10/28/09

    @Anonymoose: Is that what you’ve named the little guy?
    Fear not, I like my Timmys to be men!
    PS...
    ...The soldering iron is for the chains. #sonygadgetteardowns
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    Image of Anonymoose Anonymoose
    10/28/09

    @Software_Goddess: little guy? please. i just mentioned it's a baby since it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.

    *laughs really loud in an attempt to appear nonchalant and big-penised* #sonygadgetteardowns
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    10/28/09

    In reply to Mr. Wake Robot Alarm Clock Is An Untouchable Morning Menace
    Ouch. I foresee a lot of pulled muscles, bumped heads, and stubbed toes. #mrwake
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    nutbastard promoted this comment Gordonium was starred Gordonium was unstarred
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    10/28/09

    @Gordonium:

    pulling a muscle is the best way to wake up. i do it every morning ; ) #mrwake
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    10/28/09

    @nutbastard: Hahahaha! Awesome. #mrwake
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    Image of CubeRat CubeRat
    10/28/09

    In reply to Mr. Wake Robot Alarm Clock Is An Untouchable Morning Menace
    I have always thought to make an alarm clock like the game Perfection. Except, when the alarm goes off the pieces fly out and you can't turn it off until you put the pieces back in.
    Then I realized you could just set a book on top of the pieces so they don't fly out. #mrwake
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    nutbastard promoted this comment CubeRat was starred CubeRat was unstarred
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    10/28/09

    @CubeRat:

    the trick is making an annoying alarm that simply cannot be easily circumvented. best solution i can think of is something involving water being dumped on you preceded by an alarm that can only be deactivated with over 60 seconds of interaction. of course, anything you build can be unbuilt, so it comes down to discipline in the end. #mrwake
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    10/28/09

    In reply to Mr. Wake Robot Alarm Clock Is An Untouchable Morning Menace
    Alternative names for Mr. Wake included:

    -- The Snooze Bug
    -- Wall-eek!
    -- Roombalarm
    -- Get Back Here You Little F*&!tard
    and
    -- Bob #mrwake
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    Image of Anonymoose Anonymoose
    10/28/09

    In reply to Mr. Wake Robot Alarm Clock Is An Untouchable Morning Menace
    instead of having an alarm clock that is annoying, why don't they have an alarm clock that is disgusting? like one that goes to be clean, but as you sleep, it will secrete colonic juice so that when you press the snooze button in the morning, your hand is covered with mrs. jones' intestinal grease which i guarantee you will get your butt out of bed.

    i need to go patent this idea stat. #mrwake
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    10/28/09

    In reply to Mr. Wake Robot Alarm Clock Is An Untouchable Morning Menace
    My cats would take that down in a heartbeat. #mrwake
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    Image of ploopsy ploopsy
    10/28/09

    In reply to Mr. Wake Robot Alarm Clock Is An Untouchable Morning Menace
    *shoots it*

    Not so smart now are ya clocky? #mrwake
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    10/28/09

    In reply to Mr. Wake Robot Alarm Clock Is An Untouchable Morning Menace
    Has Vadim Ryazanov been spying on me? It appears he's put my wife's bedroom evasion system into an alarm clock. #mrwake
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    10/28/09

    @Alfisted: I'll bet my wife's system is better than your wife's. #mrwake
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    Image of Ursus Maritimus Ursus Maritimus
    09/25/09

    In reply to Hacked Alarm Clock With 140-Decibel Electric Horns Should Be Murdered
    I have a Mossberg 500 that would fix that damn clock.
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    Image of UnderLoK UnderLoK
    09/25/09

    In reply to Hacked Alarm Clock With 140-Decibel Electric Horns Should Be Murdered
    I could still sleep through it (seriously). Initially it would work, but after a month of my wife snoozing for 45 minutes I wouldn't even know it was there.

    Which reminds me, I haven't had a problem getting up since I started living with my wife. Chicks make the best alarm clocks.
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    Image of _badtziscool _badtziscool
    09/25/09

    In reply to Hacked Alarm Clock With 140-Decibel Electric Horns Should Be Murdered
    Here are some equivalent sound levels.

    Rocket Launching - 180
    Jet Engine - 140
    Thunderclap, Air Raid Siren 1 Meter - 130
    Jet takeoff (200 ft) - 120
    Rock Concert, Discotheque - 110
    Firecrackers, Subway Train - 100
    Heavy Truck (15 Meter), City Traffic - 90
    Alarm Clock (1 Meter), Hair Dryer - 80
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    09/25/09


    @_badtziscool:
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    Image of anexanhume anexanhume
    09/25/09

    @_badtziscool: Why didn't I ever think to put firecrackers in a subway train? Brilliant man!
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    09/25/09

    In reply to Hacked Alarm Clock With 140-Decibel Electric Horns Should Be Murdered
    I hooked a .22 Ruger up to my alarm clock. It is set to go off at 6 a.m. and is aimed at my balls.

    I am always out of bed by 6.
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    09/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: No snooze button?
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    Kaiser-Machead promoted this comment SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was starred SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    09/25/09

    @SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!: If you're not up in time, the Ruger already pressed it.
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    09/25/09

    In reply to Hacked Alarm Clock With 140-Decibel Electric Horns Should Be Murdered
    I just have Pilgrimage by NIN play from my PowerMac for my alarm clock. Sounds more awesome than this.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    09/25/09

    In reply to Hacked Alarm Clock With 140-Decibel Electric Horns Should Be Murdered
    Have a listen? Have a-....are you out of your freaking mind?! Hecks no! I'm not pushing play on that thing! No, no, no. Heck no.

    Attach an alarm to a car engine, tell me to "have a listen". Pffsh.
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