Smartphone Jeggings Prove Mankind Deserves To Be Wiped Out By an Asteroid

Michael Bay's Armageddon would have ended a lot differently had the writers known that one day a company would create a pair of jeggings—by themselves a creation we should be ashamed of—with a built-in bulging pocket for smartphones. Instead of sending a mining crew into space to destroy the asteroid, they would have… »1/18/13 12:40pm1/18/13 12:40pm