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11/24/08
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11/24/08
You guys have to stop calling ham "Canadian Bacon".
This is bacon.
This is ham. Please stop calling it bacon. Once you do, you'll get Black Friday deals. Besides, why would you guys have Black Friday? Thanksgiving is our holiday, what with the pilgrims and the Indians. No Thanksgiving for the British.
11/24/08
11/24/08
Stupid Canadians with your flapping heads so full of lies....
11/24/08
Or Trading Beaver Pelts Day? You could have a big parade in lovely downtown Moosejaw, Saskatchewan in honor of the trappers.
11/24/08
WE'RE COMING ALASKA, HOLD ON!!
11/24/08
11/24/08
54-40 or we bomb more Canadians.
There are still another 56 days of the Bush administration. Someone needs to come out with a W Advent Calendar, replete with such jingoistic classics as MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, the Global War on Terror, a manger scene at Abu Ghraib, and threats of launching crusades against Muslim extremists.
11/25/08