I love bacon, but all these bacon-wannabes are false idols. In the words of a great wise sage, "there's only one thing that tastes like bacon and that's BACON." #mmmvelopes
Adam, I could have used this post yesterday, before I mailed off my entry into the poetry-about-food contest today. What a delicious treat that would have been for the recipient!
I do agree that it's a double-edged sword. If I'm gonna taste bacon, there'd better be some heart-stopping meat to accompany it. #mmmvelopes
@Gordonium: Please, for the love of God, tell me you actually did enter into a poetry-about-food contest. If so, I would like to read this no doubt bacon-themed ode.
If you did not, I demand a bacon-themed poem as restitution. #mmmvelopes
@OCEntertainment: Hells yeah, I entered! Unfortunately, it was not an ode to bacon. But that won't stop me from giving you at least a bacon-themed haiku.
Glorious bacon,
you belong in a golden
refrigerator. #mmmvelopes
You know this is sort of intriguing, but how much faith can I put into the Department of Flavored Mail? We're not even certain if the Bureau of Flavored Wallpapers is on the level. Do the snozberries really taste like snozberries?#mmmvelopes
Oh, man, I was SO GLAD when my husband's company got rid of their push-to-talk phones and went with Blackberrys instead. No more *chirp* *tweedle* *BLAST OF VOLUME AS BOSS CALLS IN THE MORNING*
Now if someone would only convince them that with Blackberrys they don't need beepers.
Oh yeah? Well at least we don't feed our children antifreeze in their wine, make them work in salt mines and allow punk to exist in a greater-than-acceptable saturation. Nothing but good ol' fashion Grade A lead paint for our kids, from China.
"People without American billing addresses are barred from VOD services like Amazon's Unbox, and will find their iTunes video selections sorely lacking."
Yeah, well, I don't know what country you're in (probably America, I'm guessing) but it doesn't even matter that I have an American billing address in their system, Amazon VOD won't work for me at all in the Middle East. What is your magic trick, Giz?
@TheSonOfKrypton: Indeed, very funny and well done. I read the caption hearing it voiced by the Michel Gerard character from Gilmore Girls, makes it even funnier.
@drowning in denon_Nick: for the record, he's talking about the mexican nationals who come here (I also live in San Antonio) exclusively to shop. They dont stay, they just generally walk about as if they own the place because they tend to be ridiculously wealthy. I used to work at North Star Mall where theyd drop huge sums of money at my Hot Topic for their awkward emo children.
@Jose Cortes: It is a type of human being that has nearly become extinct as the more offensive and faster breeding 'Murican has squeezed it out of much of its traditional home range...
@mcnuggetofdeath: So, if a foreigner gets to buy something at your workplace, that automatically converts their children into awkward emos? Harsh man, really.
@vladdybear: Get a job and then spoil yourself to your hearts content. Last thing we need is more people asking for handouts while our country continues to go in debt to the Chinese. Maybe it won't affect us today, but man our children are really gonna hate us tomorrow.
Nokia's West Coast US headquarters is about five minutes from my house. I always wonder what they're doing in the that huge building, since their phones are mostly off the radar here in the US, except with the geek crowd.
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I do agree that it's a double-edged sword. If I'm gonna taste bacon, there'd better be some heart-stopping meat to accompany it. #mmmvelopes
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If you did not, I demand a bacon-themed poem as restitution. #mmmvelopes
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Glorious bacon,
you belong in a golden
refrigerator. #mmmvelopes
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Now if someone would only convince them that with Blackberrys they don't need beepers.
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And I still think TiVo is overpriced.
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That's one service I'd love to have.
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Yeah, well, I don't know what country you're in (probably America, I'm guessing) but it doesn't even matter that I have an American billing address in their system, Amazon VOD won't work for me at all in the Middle East. What is your magic trick, Giz?
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also, trucks. For people who don't need a fucking truck.
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We're very spoiled!
SPOILZ US SUM more Mr.Prezident!
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And I would love to have the e-wallet here.