Murders and executions: American Psycho: The Musical is heading to Broadway early next year, with Benjamin Walker (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter) cast as serial killer/Huey Lewis fan Patrick Bateman. The Bret Easton Ellis adaptation debuted in 2013 in London, with Matt Smith (Doctor Who) on blood-spray duty.
If you're unfamiliar with American Psycho in its literary or cinematic incarnations, I'm sorry you've been deprived. For those in the know, consult this map compiled by NYT's Dealbook of all the locales homicidal protagonist Patrick Bateman frequented whilst rampaging.
The Pool Noodle Girlfriend, courtesy of the weirdos at Vice, is a masturbatory contraption comprised of a pool noodle, a few condoms, and a plunger. I hope your Friday night doesn't resemble this in any way.