Murders and executions: American Psycho: The Musical is heading to Broadway early next year, with Benjamin Walker (Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter) cast as serial killer/Huey Lewis fan Patrick Bateman. The Bret Easton Ellis adaptation debuted in 2013 in London, with Matt Smith (Doctor Who) on blood-spray duty.
If you're in the Los Angeles after this Friday, definitely stop by Gallery 1988 (East) for Storytime, a show of Joey Spiotto's work. We would read all of these to any children we know.
Forget Freddy vs. Jason; the real horror movie battle we want to see is between pop culture's two favorite serial killers, Dexter and American Psycho's Patrick Bateman. Now you can see what this (literal?) face-off might look like, thanks to this awesome mash-up.
If you're unfamiliar with American Psycho in its literary or cinematic incarnations, I'm sorry you've been deprived. For those in the know, consult this map compiled by NYT's Dealbook of all the locales homicidal protagonist Patrick Bateman frequented whilst rampaging.
The Pool Noodle Girlfriend, courtesy of the weirdos at Vice, is a masturbatory contraption comprised of a pool noodle, a few condoms, and a plunger. I hope your Friday night doesn't resemble this in any way.
The film magazine Empire celebrated its 20th birthday with a photoshoot of famous actors returning to their most recognized roles. The shots finally leaked online, and here are the most geektastic.