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    The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers

    "Andy Rooney" Reviews the iPhone
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    12/01/09

    In reply to The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
    Is this sarcasm? I really have no idea.
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    12/01/09

    @Anybody: Are you kidding me? The sarcasm detector is right off the charts! mm-hai.
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    12/01/09

    @jmeltzer: Sarcasm detector? That's a real useful invention.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
    I find it amazing that there was a Phizer commercial at the beginning and a computer in the background. I'm willing to bet that the little piece of paper in the lower right hand of the CRT said "on button". Andy just learned what sarcasm is, what's next Manscaping?
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    11/30/09

    In reply to The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
    "We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
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    11/30/09

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    11/30/09

    In reply to The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
    Andy Rooney exhausted his last bit of old crotchety leeway when he said he was glad Kurt Cobain was dead 15 years ago. I'll be saying the same of him when it's his time.
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    Image of EBone EBone
    11/30/09

    In reply to The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
    It's sad how someone who wrote such pieces as "Essay On War" has slid down in into doddering nonsense. Time for Andy to retire and to bring in someone several generations younger.
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    12/02/09

    @EBone: I hardly ever catch his segments anymore. I can't believe he's slipped into this insanity.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
    I thought Walt Mosspuppet was the grumpiest. Hmmm. Learned something new today.
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    11/30/09

    In reply to The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
    Anyone remember that Grumpy old man character Dana Carvey did on SNL?
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    11/30/09

    @oliveboy: 'We slid down the mountain on our bare asses, chewing on our own fingers, bleedin' with limbs fallin' off, and dang gummit, WE LIKED IT!'
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    11/30/09

    In reply to The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
    you guys should have heard his segment when women got the vote. oh, my.
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    11/30/09

    @Nick: He was 1 year old, but nice try.
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    11/30/09

    @mike.m:are you implying andy rooney did not have a firm grasp of the english language at the age of one? his generation's greatest mouthpiece! i would assume, one could see, with his command of the english language -- he started at a very early age.
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    Edited by Nick at 11/30/09 3:34 PM Nick was starred Nick was unstarred
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    11/30/09

    @Nick: well if you are taking that approach!

    I would imagine it started prenatal. He probably started penning speeches on the uterine wall! (too much?)
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    11/30/09

    @mike.m: maybe not speeches, but tally marks. i would guess about 280 of them.
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    Image of Alfisted Alfisted
    11/30/09

    In reply to The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
    I love Andy Rooney for his wry humor and unique insight.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    11/30/09

    In reply to The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
    Dammit! I thought it was going to be John McCain. And now I want to see an old-man fight between Rooney and McCain.

    "Ladies & gentlemen! Please direct your attention to the ring. In the striped Depends, standing 5'7" accounting for height-loss from disc degeneration, the Aggravation from Albany, the Great White Whiner, The Chronic Complainer - ANDY ROOOOOOOOONEY!

    And in the solid Depends with the four-post cane, standing 5'10" in his slippers, the Phoenix Fury, the Pow-Pow POW, the Maverick Mauler - JOHN MCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"

    You fogies know the rules; now touch canes and come out complainin'
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    11/30/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: and give a warm MGM welcome to our ring girls. the ladies of "Golden Girls!"
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    11/30/09

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    11/30/09

    @incubushead: I get it ... you posted a picture of the only celebrity who is less funny than Andy Rooney.
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    11/30/09

    @Alfisted: the one on the right or the left?
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/30/09

    In reply to The Grumpiest Old Man Talks to Us About Computers
    Son, to me a robot's just a garbage can with sparks comin' out it.

    Name's Old Man Waterfall. But most folks just call me "Old Man".
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    11/30/09

    @Dr. H. F. Danger: The sparks keep me warm...

    :(
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