Yes, This "Phone" Costs $100

Some people are willing to pay a premium for custom tech, a principle you really grasp when checking out the Angel Phone. Every angel is made to order, a Dreamsicles plush gutted, tortured and stuffed with a landline phone in shame. Parents, this monstrosity is what happens when schools have too much arts funding—a testament to P.E. if I've ever seen one. Here's a bonus shot, if your eyes haven't gotten their share of burning yet this morning: More »

Angel Speaker Looks Like a Mint

Do you like your portable speaker looking like a large, oddly shaped, Tic-Tac? Well lucky you, because Brando has just released such a device. The Angel speaker boasts nothing out of the ordinary, except making buyers simultaneously appear stupid and cheap. Available in orange or green, the Angel Speakers are powered via USB and come with a standard 3.5mm stereo plug connection. At $10 each, you could purchase enough to cover yourself, head to toe, creating a cunning, giant Tic-Tac disguise. Seriously though, this whole mint obsession isn't healthy. Seek help; excess consumption may have a laxative effect. [Product Page via Technabob]