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@jrghoull: I think it's safe to assume he just looks lovingly into the dead pixel-image eyes of his new perpetually young bride, and yanks it like a monkey in a mango tree.
@Kaiser-Machead: you know, i think i'd actually prefer him to bang his ds (and youtube it of course). If for no other reason than to confirm our greatest fears (and by 'greatest fears' i mean initial theory).
I....hate.....this place. This..zoo...this prison. This...reality. Whatever you want to call it...
It's the DS...if there is such a thing. I can taste, his stink, and everytime I do I feel I've somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive. Isn't it?
I must, get out of here, I must, get free, and in this Opera browser is the key. My key. Once Sal9000 is destroyed there's no reason for me to be here. UNDERSTAND? I need the browser. You're going to give it to me, or you're going to die.....
Can we please build a 500ft Sentinel facing west somewhere on Hawaii? It would incorporate a missile defense system that fires from the robot's extended middle fingers.
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If not, did he f**k the cartridge instead?
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It's the DS...if there is such a thing. I can taste, his stink, and everytime I do I feel I've somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive. Isn't it?
I must, get out of here, I must, get free, and in this Opera browser is the key. My key. Once Sal9000 is destroyed there's no reason for me to be here. UNDERSTAND? I need the browser. You're going to give it to me, or you're going to die.....
~Nene Anegasaki
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THIS is the Matrix.
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