If there's anything that Anna Chapman is apparently worse at than being a Russian spy, it's holding down a job. She's now gone from bank IT, to cosmonaut suit design, to... get ready... venture capital editor. This just got personal.
So what do you do when your career as a sleeper agent has come to a shameful end, but you're still extremely attractive? Do things to grab a lot of attention! Like work IT in a bank for no reason! And now, try to design cosmonaut outfits! Whatever you say, Anna! [Danger Room]
According to an official quoted in a Russian newspaper, the Kremlin has likely sent an assassin to kill Colonel Shcherbakov, the man who betrayed Anna Chapman and nine other spies living in the U.S. Wait, what year is this again?
It already seems forever ago! Remember Anna Chapman, the completely technologically inept Russian spy we busted and sent back to the motherland? She's now doing IT work for a Russian bank. Her Maxim cover shoot definitely was not a factor.
Mere weeks after America banished sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman, another may have surfaced: 24-year-old Anna Fermanova is accused of smuggling military technology to Moscow. She has a bellybutton ring and wears bikinis on Facebook. Meet America's new sexy outlaw.
He may not have the femme fatale appeal of Anna Chapman, but recently deported Russian spy Alexey Karetnikov had something eve more intriguing: gainful employment at Microsoft. Which might explain a lot about Vista, amIright?
