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12/01/09
1. Cat burglar skills, and the ability to photograph new tech products with said skills.
2. Having a girlfriend underwear model who doesn't get snippy when asked to model with the latest cell phone at the AT&T store on the day a new product is available.
3. Being an underpaid big box tech who doesn't mind sending a spreadsheet of the latest product release plans their way.
4. A female who is willing to wear the original Star Trek miniskirt and pantyhose uniform.
5. If you can comment in Klingon, or if you know who is the top rogue in World of Warcraft, can can't tell who won or even played in the last Superbowl...
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Too much "blah blah" for me to take an *actual* interest in... I'm an office webtard that only has a 15 second webpage attention spa... Squirrel!
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Of course, a lot of that goes to the wind anyways when people comment here, star or no star.
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I don't think I've ever seen that nutbastard use a capital letter.
(Maybe nutbastard = matt's alter-ego?)
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The troll says "I wish all my fellow trolls were all camped together on Gizmodo to piss them off." The Genie says, "Nope, can't do that, their comment system is immune to trolls." The troll replies, "oh well I'll settle for all of us camped together on Engadget" so the Genie goes "poof!" and the troll and all his buddies are happy trolling away on Engadget.
The Genie then asks the Gizmodo commenter what he would like. The Gizmodo commenter asks, "You mean to tell me that all the trolls are off my site and they're all destroying the quality of my rival site?" The Genie replies that yes, it's true. So the Gizmodo commenter replies, "well then, I'll have a Coke."
#whitenoise
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Kaiser-Machead earned himself a Lam Medal Of Distinction for his comments in the Apple Flamewar of April 23, 2008.
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I think that same bug might be cropping up again though...
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What Gawker website has the best commenters (or which one has the least bad ones)?
[www.bestofthe2000s.com] - Gizmodo needs more votes.
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;-)
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Wees likes to sees best grammars and shi*.
/fixed
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