Samsung says these fancy wireless speakers were created at a "state-of-the-art audio lab in Valencia, California." We know better. They're clearly the product of Aperture Science, the secret think tank responsible for a hilarious murderous artificial intelligence, not to mention one hell of a teleportation tool.
Sadly, this post won't make any sense to you if you missed Valve's acclaimed videogame Portal from last year. But then again, if you missed that game, your life is devoid of meaning anyway.