I'd rather be killed in SoCal by [fire, mudslide, earthquake, tsunami, angry illegal alien] then live out my finite life in some other less ideal location.
@banmojo: Well I for one will be enjoying my banal existence here in good old NJ while SoCal becomes a new national landmark in the form of a big ass smoking crater...
whatever, bring it on, there are worse ways to go, and assuming i haven't started a family, i could be seriously satisfied with living only another 20 years.
Time to dust off my "The end is near, prepare to meet thy doom!" sign and start that cult that I've been wanting to assemble. Anyone want to join? We have pudding!
Perhaps if you add the Barber of Seville performed by the King's Singers to the video - THEN you'd be able to laugh at the ultimate obliteration of the west coast.
The more obvious solution is to send nukes at the tidal wave epicenter!
Luckily Atlantis is back on Earth, or so I heard. As long as we get the Daedalus class ships and some f-302's, we should be fine. I think a few blasts from the Ori beam will cut through it 1-2-3.
@KesselRunner_GitEmSteveDave: Jebus its X-302 and the Daedalus is still considerd an X-304 Class, and Atlantis is not on Earth they have contact with earth bad reference.
@Thallid: "In the Stargate universe, the Daedalus is Earth's second deep-space battle cruiser and one of three Daedalus class cruisers." [scifipedia.scifi.com]
"The F-302 is the production model of the X-302 hyperspace fighter, an air and space superiority vehicle operated by the United States Air Force and Russian Federation." [stargate.wikia.com]
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"Now, after several million years, Atlantis is back to where she began, on Earth. " [stargate.wikia.com]
@Lite: I know, but I have a feeling that it could have been worse. At least you have Atlantis return to Earth which is a big deal and they can now travel as much as they can with a city-sized spaceship.
@Serolf Divad: While I didn't watch the video here at work, most communication satellites are in geosynch orbit at ~22k miles above Earth so it's a pretty big region.
@OMG! Ponies!: So as everyone evacuates California, the asteroid impacts, it will crush your enemies, you will see them fall at your feet, and hear the lamentations of their women?
...well...we in California may die instantly...but...you all on the east coast will have to deal with a slow death via the immediate winter following the impact...good luck with that :P :D @OMG! Ponies!:
@Mike Noble: It's going to be 20* for a high tomorrow. That's why we have scarves, gloves, peacoats, sweaters and long johns.
On the upside, there will be fewer skinny chicks. As we waddle around in our winter garb, I'm sure that the laydeez will feel a little more willing to pack on some pounds. Sweaters are very forgiving.
@KesselRunner_GitEmSteveDave: Yes, but your winters end. This one wouldn't. Not for years anyway. And considering how much food comes out of California what exactly would everyone be eating? Actually, with the debris and cloud cover they predict nothing would grow anywhere for quite awhile. I think Apophis is bigger than the asteroid that took out the dinosaurs. ALL the dinosaurs. Not just the ones that lived in the impact area.
@superbryant: except of course that if the calculations of the time of impact are off by a few hours it would end up in the Atlantic instead, or somewhere in between, or somewhere else entirely...
Asteroid impacts are so 1998. What we really need to worry about are techmatter-based aliens that can transmogrify into various shapes to camouflage themselves on our planet.
Oh wait...wasn't Morgan Freeman president in one of those movies? Now we have Obama... oh... no...
12/21/12 i think is the precise date. It is really funny because i remember reading about the mayans 10 years ago, and now everyone is becoming aware of it.
@biturbo02: yes, apparently new data suggest that it has a 1 in 45,000 chance of hitting the earth some time in 2036, but that's still pretty high odds to me. The picture below (from wikipedia) apparently gives the best guess for actual trajectory. And it's pretty close;
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The more obvious solution is to send nukes at the tidal wave epicenter!
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"Hey, injury. Meet my pal, insult."
"...your mother's a whore."
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Jebus its X-302 and the Daedalus is still considerd an X-304 Class, and Atlantis is not on Earth they have contact with earth bad reference.
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"The F-302 is the production model of the X-302 hyperspace fighter, an air and space superiority vehicle operated by the United States Air Force and Russian Federation." [stargate.wikia.com]
and :
"Now, after several million years, Atlantis is back to where she began, on Earth. " [stargate.wikia.com]
I hope my references are good enough.
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Besides if anything, they'll use Merlin's phase-changing device and make the whole world disappear, letting the asteroid just fly right through. :)
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@Lite: I know, but I have a feeling that it could have been worse. At least you have Atlantis return to Earth which is a big deal and they can now travel as much as they can with a city-sized spaceship.
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That's 1/10th the distance between the Earth and the Moon, though.
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On the upside, there will be fewer skinny chicks. As we waddle around in our winter garb, I'm sure that the laydeez will feel a little more willing to pack on some pounds. Sweaters are very forgiving.
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Oh wait...wasn't Morgan Freeman president in one of those movies? Now we have Obama... oh... no...
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OR WERE THEY??
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that's due to coast to coast am no doubt.
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it's generally thought to be coincidence.
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