Applause Machine is the Egotistical Blogger's Best Friend

The army of groveling subordinates I've surrounded myself with each Sunday can retire, as I've found a machine to replace them: The Applause Machine by artist Martin Smith » 11/23/08 12:00pm 11/23/08 12:00pm. The ingenious device produces instant applause at the touch of a button. Martin created the machine “for when your ideas are great but no one else…