Apple's Long and Storied History of Not Buying Big Companies 1Brian Barrett and 30 others eEditaDeleteiInviteBPromoteXDismissXUndismissbBlock for GizmodobHide There was some fluffernut on the internet yesterday, over at BGR, that said Apple may be interested in buying Barnes & Noble. Which they won't, any more than you'll buy your neighbor's Chrysler Sebring. Technologizer saves us with some perspective. » 7/29/11 8:18am 7/29/11 8:18amDear Apple, Can You Just Buy Hulu? Please?