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    Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod

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    Image of egoods egoods
    07/18/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Oh man! Why isn't this class action? After I took the chip the mob planted in my head out I started to think they were tracking me. But then when Hotel California said "you can check out any time you like, but you can NEVER leave" I knew it was true... The Eagles and Apple are conspiring with the mafia to have me killed. The modeling thing sounds a little far fetched though.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Suing the Mafia is akin to suing the Rebel Alliance for blowing up your Death Star.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Plaintiff – "Your honor, exhibit A, a video of Mike Jones’ video."
    *Shows video*

    Judge – "Case, dismissed! Anyone who watches something so Naastay should have his head examined"
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    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Most awesome article EVER.. I think the only thing that could possibly be better than this is if his allegations turned out to be true.
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    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    So this is part "Conspiracy Theory", part "Zoolander", and part "The GodFather"?

    Can I join in on the suit as Apple made me think for over 30 years that the theme to Sesame Street contained the lyric: "Where the are is clean".
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    Image of Hiphopopotamus Hiphopopotamus
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Is this the same guy that sued Barry Bonds? The crazy guy from jail?
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    07/17/09

    @Hiphopopotamus: Nope - This guy wins the crazy lawsuit contest hands down...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches
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    Image of KronikFpLiOnYkD KronikFpLiOnYkD
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    If I had a nickle for every time Apple and the mafia bugged my iPods, slowly torchered me, and inserted the words HERPES into my favorite songs...
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    07/17/09

    @KronikFpLiOnYkD: You'd be poor. :(
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    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    no wonder Ponies! hasn't been around today. looks like he's been hard at work.
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    07/17/09

    @Nick: My island name is Nicko: Actually, we banned him.
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    07/17/09

    @matt buchanan: Again? That's the 3rd time this week. I'm gunna give that boy a whuppin'
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    07/17/09

    @matt buchanan: Can you please unban him. He's curled up in a ball crying worse than I did when I lost my star. And he wants to be my latex salesman's attorney.
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    07/17/09

    @matt buchanan: All to all, by my mustard! News Team, Assemble!

    How did this man find us out?
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    07/17/09

    @Geisrud: Am I allowed to ask what he was banned for? Just curious, he's usually got the star.
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    07/17/09

    @matt buchanan: whaaaaa?

    what happened?
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    07/17/09

    @secretmanofagent: Herr Matt is being facetious.
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    07/17/09

    @secretmanofagent: Apparently someone played the "Ginger" card.
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    07/17/09

    @BoardShortin'_GitEmSteveDave: I think he called Matt a 'ginger' one too many times...
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    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    hilarious
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    07/17/09

    In reply to Man Sues Apple for Conspiring With the Mafia to Track Him Using His iPod
    Reminds me of everyone's favorite plaintiff: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches
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    Image of DaneB DaneB
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apple: "No Reasonable Person" Should Trust Their Marketing
    Since when did we start believing ANYTHING from ANY advertisement?
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/02/08

    @DaneB: Since we started buying them.
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    Image of OrtonMessene OrtonMessene
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apple: "No Reasonable Person" Should Trust Their Marketing
    Ever talk to anyone in marketing? Ever seen a ford flex commercial telling you 23 highway mpg is a good thing? The entire point of marketing is to lie. Who the hell trusts commercials.
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    12/02/08

    @OrtonMessene: i sure don't, but there is a big difference from stating their opinion about their product (ie, "23 MPG is awesome!") to stating something that seems to be a fact (ie, "this product is twice as fast as our prior one").
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/02/08

    @OrtonMessene: Yeah but they say "best in its class"


    They can pretty much put it in any category they make up, so it makes their statement legit.

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    12/02/08

    @lostarchitect:


    Stating that "23 MPG is awesome" is no different than saying "this product is twice as fast as our prior one." It is not the truck manufacturer's opinion that the truck gets 23 MPG. It is their opinion that it is awesome. They are still stating a fact that can be disputed (23MPG). It can be assumed that Apple believes the speed of the network that their new phone runs on is also awesome.


    The 23 MPG is determined in lab testing and will most likely not be achieved by a normal driver on the highway. Real world conditions will also differ from the tests used to determine the increase in speed of the network that the new iPhone runs on.

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    12/02/08

    @justinpe: The point is not about the fact that it runs 23MPG. He's arguing that 23 MPG is "awesome" which is an opinion.


    "this product is twice as fast as our prior one."


    Where's the opinion in that statement?

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    Image of iAirmanshirk iAirmanshirk
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apple: "No Reasonable Person" Should Trust Their Marketing
    LMFAO :)

    you took it out of context ,however, i think you'd be lying to yourself if you believe anybody's ads altogether, so please dont apple out to be the bad guy.
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    12/02/08

    @iAirmanshirk: "so please dont apple out to be the bad guy."


    This is why Gizmodo should audio previews like Youtube.....Try to make your sentence's coherent next time okay?

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    12/02/08

    @Toastie: Come, now; even audio preview's don't catch apostrophe error's.
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    12/02/08

    @Toastie: You're assuming it was simply a grammatical / compositional mistake... I'm going with Freudian slip.
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    Image of Avizzv92 Avizzv92
    12/02/08

    In reply to Apple: "No Reasonable Person" Should Trust Their Marketing
    I think you mixed up iPod 3g with iPhone 3g, If not I want an iPod 3g :(
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    12/02/08

    @Avizzv92: They haven't been sold for years:


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    12/02/08

    In reply to Apple: "No Reasonable Person" Should Trust Their Marketing
    What is an "iPod 3g?"


    "...taking issue with Apple's speed claims regarding the iPod 3G is probably a somewhat reasonable position..."

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    12/02/08

    @USAF22:


    lmao, nice catch.

    hey bud, are you Air Force too?

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    12/02/08

    @iAirmanshirk:

    I don't know, but I want one.
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    12/02/08

    @justinpe: They're not hard to find. Just search on eBay.


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    12/03/08

    @OMG! Ponies!:

    @justinpe: @justinpe: @ripfire:


    So mixing an opinion and a fact makes it OK to be deceptive in advertising? If Apple said "this product is twice as fast as our prior one and it is great," that would be kosher?


    People are arguing that the product is not as fast as the advertising claimed. That would be like someone arguing that their truck doesn't get 23 mpg, as claimed. Simply stating an opinion about a potentially misleading claim does not make it any less misleading.


    Advertising claims like these have to be based on some sort of research, although results will vary depending on your driving habits or your location/cell phone signal. Apple can't control the conditions in which you use your phone just like Ford cannot control your driving habits/conditions.

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    12/03/08

    @justinpe: That's where the magic is made.


    Claims based on "puffery" are generally acceptable and not actionable at law. So saying that your computer is the fastest computer on the market is usually okay and will not expose you to suit or action by the FTC.


    Once you start putting specific figures out there, if those figures do not match real-world performance, you might be in trouble.


    Next time you see a car commercial, read the fine print displayed when mileage is discussed. Usually, mileage is accompanied with a disclaimer that the claim is based on test conditions. I can put out an ad saying that my SUV gets 23 MPG. If I put a disclaimer saying it's based on testing and mileage may vary, it will be hard for action to sustain an action against me for false advertising.


    Maybe Apple's "twice as fast" claim is actionable; maybe it's just puffery. I, personally, am in favor of class actions lawsuits for one reason:


    Class action lawsuits are labor intensive and a lot of time is required to go through discovery. Often, there are hundreds of thousands - sometimes millions - of documents to go through prior to exchange. This requires attorneys. Specifically, temporary attorneys. Many of my friends work as temporary attorneys (a job that can pay well - NYC pays about $40 - $60 an hour). I'd like for my friends to have a job and, in the case of a few of them, be able to house and feed their families. The legal job market in NY is all screwed up from the financial collapse which flooded the market with attorneys after brokerage houses failed. My friends could stand the help.


    Besides, Apple doesn't pay for Apple's legal fees; Apple's insurance company pays for Apple's legal fees.

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