2009: an outbreak of swine flu leaves 1.5 billion people dead, worldwide.
2010: of the survivors of the swine flu outbreak, 87% suffer serious side-effects that include reduced mental capacity and an insatiable hunger for brains.
2011: Sean Fallon, prepared for the "zombie" outbreak with a tactical crossbow and a wind-up USB power adapter, leads the remaining unaffected humans to safety. Aunty Fallon, as he eventually known, establishes the capitol of the post-apocalyptic world, known as Gizmodotown.
@Hello Mister Walrus: Hunting with a bow is much more sporting than a rifle. You have to get within about 30 - 50 yards. Like when I hunt with my AK47 I can pump like 30 round out of that sucker from 100-150 yard and usualy hit several deer or what ever I'm killing that day.
duh, it's for those times when you're out golfing and the turkey won't get out of the darn tee box. like on wednesday when i wished i had a crossbow. i had to settle for a 3 iron and running after it. gobble
I could see the guys daughter bringing home a guy and this dude with the chainsaw gun standing in the doorway like "don't you lay a hand on her" then the guy fleeing for his life
@wolfenstein-3d: My dad had 3 daughters and a BUNCH of guns and every guy that ever came to pick us up was greeted by my dad cleaning his guns and giving the guy the evil eye. I used to hate that, but now, as the mother of a daughter, I am planning on doing the same thing.
@YourTechSupport: I came here to say this. Not to mention you really don't want to be that close to one. And the weight of the thing would mess up your aim, so having it just makes you need it more.
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Step 2 - frag grenade in hole
Step 3 - shoot through hole at remaining bad guys
step 4 - Insert favorite catch phrase from duke nukem
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Maybe if you were wearing some body armor.
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