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    04/27/09

    In reply to TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow Makes Me Wish for a Zombie Outbreak
    2009: an outbreak of swine flu leaves 1.5 billion people dead, worldwide.


    2010: of the survivors of the swine flu outbreak, 87% suffer serious side-effects that include reduced mental capacity and an insatiable hunger for brains.


    2011: Sean Fallon, prepared for the "zombie" outbreak with a tactical crossbow and a wind-up USB power adapter, leads the remaining unaffected humans to safety. Aunty Fallon, as he eventually known, establishes the capitol of the post-apocalyptic world, known as Gizmodotown.

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    Image of .357 .357
    04/27/09

    In reply to TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow Makes Me Wish for a Zombie Outbreak
    Hell yes.
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    Image of chris.rich.design chris.rich.design
    04/27/09

    In reply to TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow Makes Me Wish for a Zombie Outbreak
    When you need to be silent(ish), but deadly.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/27/09

    @chris.rich.design: And, when you also want to neutralize the deadly. Available in wholesale/bulk pricing.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/27/09

    In reply to TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow Makes Me Wish for a Zombie Outbreak
    Yet another way to impale innocent defenseless deer. America, fuck yeah!
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/27/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: we aren't the only ones who hunt.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/27/09

    @Reply Works Again _Nick: But Americans do hunt.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/27/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: touche
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    Image of RaptureJack RaptureJack
    04/27/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: You would rather them overpopulate and starve to death? Slow painful death, fuck yeah!
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/27/09

    @RaptureJack: Isn't that like saying we should hunt stray cats or homeless people? Whatever people like, I guess.
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    Image of G.O.D. G.O.D.
    04/27/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Hunting with a bow is much more sporting than a rifle. You have to get within about 30 - 50 yards. Like when I hunt with my AK47 I can pump like 30 round out of that sucker from 100-150 yard and usualy hit several deer or what ever I'm killing that day.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/27/09

    @Hiroak: Cheney, is that you?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    04/27/09

    In reply to TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow Makes Me Wish for a Zombie Outbreak
    Oh... A bowcaster.
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    Image of JackHoliday JackHoliday
    04/27/09

    In reply to TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow Makes Me Wish for a Zombie Outbreak
    I smell a Rambo sequel.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/27/09

    @JackHoliday: I think watching an aged Sly Stalone ripping a guy's throat out with his bare hand was quite enough to end this goofy franchise.
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    Image of Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H. Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H.
    04/28/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I hate to break it to you guys, but they are making another Rambo movie. I believe it's set in Arizona.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/28/09

    @church of many: In the words of Butters: "Oh sweet Jesus"
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/27/09

    In reply to TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow Makes Me Wish for a Zombie Outbreak
    Your vill is strrong, Van Helseeng.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/27/09

    In reply to TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow Makes Me Wish for a Zombie Outbreak
    duh, it's for those times when you're out golfing and the turkey won't get out of the darn tee box. like on wednesday when i wished i had a crossbow. i had to settle for a 3 iron and running after it. gobble
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    12/01/08

    In reply to A Chainsaw Bayonet Strapped to an AR-15 Rifle is the Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon
    I certainly feel safe living in a country where idiots like this can get their hands on assault rifles.
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    Image of Serolf Divad Serolf Divad
    12/01/08

    In reply to A Chainsaw Bayonet Strapped to an AR-15 Rifle is the Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon
    I want to be there when he trips and cuts his foot off.
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    Image of lpranal lpranal
    12/01/08

    In reply to A Chainsaw Bayonet Strapped to an AR-15 Rifle is the Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon
    Step 1- cut hole in wall with chainsaw


    Step 2 - frag grenade in hole


    Step 3 - shoot through hole at remaining bad guys


    step 4 - Insert favorite catch phrase from duke nukem

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    12/01/08

    @lpranal: BALLS OF STEEL!
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    Image of wolfenstein-3d wolfenstein-3d
    12/01/08

    In reply to A Chainsaw Bayonet Strapped to an AR-15 Rifle is the Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon
    I could see the guys daughter bringing home a guy and this dude with the chainsaw gun standing in the doorway like "don't you lay a hand on her" then the guy fleeing for his life
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/01/08

    @wolfenstein-3d: My dad had 3 daughters and a BUNCH of guns and every guy that ever came to pick us up was greeted by my dad cleaning his guns and giving the guy the evil eye. I used to hate that, but now, as the mother of a daughter, I am planning on doing the same thing.
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    Image of YourTechSupport YourTechSupport
    12/01/08

    In reply to A Chainsaw Bayonet Strapped to an AR-15 Rifle is the Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon
    This is not something you'd want to use on a zombie. Way too much infected splatter. You get any zombie juice on an open wound, and it's over.


    Maybe if you were wearing some body armor.

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    Image of Tony Bullard Tony Bullard
    12/01/08

    @YourTechSupport: I came here to say this. Not to mention you really don't want to be that close to one. And the weight of the thing would mess up your aim, so having it just makes you need it more.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    12/01/08

    In reply to A Chainsaw Bayonet Strapped to an AR-15 Rifle is the Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon
    Someone has the limb/organ re-attatchment surgical team phone number on speed dial, methinks.
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    Image of Voyou_Charmant Voyou_Charmant
    12/01/08

    In reply to A Chainsaw Bayonet Strapped to an AR-15 Rifle is the Ultimate Zombie Killing Weapon
    I'm surprised that he didn't cut into his foot/leg/hand.
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