<![CDATA[Gizmodo: Area 51]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: Area 51]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/area 51 http://gizmodo.com/tag/area 51 <![CDATA[ Area 51 Sex Doll Has Three Boobs, Comes With Free Alien Lube (NSWF) ]]> Today, after years of secrecy, autopsies, and extraterrestrial bodily fluids and Tijuana tequila cocktails, humanity jumps once again into the deepest pits of indecent horror, pits which we thought we wouldn't revisit again after the talking clown urinal, the sickening Jesuswitch and the twisted Spongebob Squarepants singing rectal thermometer. NSFW illustration ahead.

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It's the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they've locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure. Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades...incredible sex with an alien! It's pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.

Suctioncupfingersthreeboobedpussymouthvinyl? I'll be there like shareware. Buying one now. Test with me, Addy, and possibly the dog, soon. [Sextoy via Nerd Approved]

]]> Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:00:22 EDT Jesus Diaz http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=368764&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ Alienware Confirms Upcoming Area-51 m15x and m17x Laptops ]]> Crave just uncovered the meaning of the weird Alienware emails we've been getting, obliquely worded invitations to a November 19 product unveiling. Well, the product, or products, are two new laptops, the Area-51 m15x and m17x. The 15" and 17" systems are ground-up redesigns featuring crazy angles, Martian runes (as seen above) and as many colored LEDs as you'd expect from any gaming PC worth its salt. We'll get some pics of them whole—plus pricing and availability—on Monday, so stay tuned. [Crave]

]]> Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:38:29 EST Wilson Rothman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=323606&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[ New AlienWare Notebooks ]]> alienware_area51_notebooks.jpgAlienware is kicking us some new widescreen Area 51 laptops that don't seem as heavy or expensive as some of its other delightful desktop replacement products. The 17-inch m5700 ($1399) and the 15.4-inch m5500 ($1049) both include high-definition audio, an option for WUXGA 1920 x 1200 LCD displays and rubberized grips while the 17-inch monster throws down with NVIDIA GeForce Go 6800 graphics, dual SATA hard drives in RAID configurations, and Microsoft Windows XP Media Center Edition. The m5500 is no slough either, with Intel Centrino mobile technology, DDR2 Alienware-qualified memory and Graphics Control Technology, which lets you switch between the advanced capabilities of the NVIDIA GeForce Go 6600 and Intel Media Graphics Accelerator depending on performance and battery needs. And this one weighs-in at just 6 pounds.

Alienware Area-51 m5700 and Area-51 m5500 Notebooks [digitaltechnews]

Mobile Reinforcements Have Arrived [Alienware]

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