So they had RRoD problems even back then?

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A dominant position in the portable music player marketplace won't help you when the tears in the space-time continuum free the Ancient Ones from their prison beyond the stars. Here's a commercial for you:

"I'm a Mac. And I come with iPhoto, iWork, iLife, and iTunes. I'm a PC and I can destroy existence."

Folding@Home might cure cancer but it won't stop the quantum singularity that will swallow us all.

And Google, you pussies could do it to. But no! You all are all "Do No Evil". Screw that noise.

That's why I like Microsoft. Not only are they capable of destroying the universe, they're more than willing to do so.

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