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    The Solar Squirrel Is a Mean, Green Glowing Machine
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/17/09

    In reply to The Solar Squirrel Is a Mean, Green Glowing Machine
    Fun story, Mark. I like the squirrel, a lot. But did you see if by chance they make a pink flamingo version of these? I'd kill to have a front yard guarded by a squadron of solar-powered glowing pink flamingos.


    Of course, I'd also kill to have a front yard.

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    04/17/09

    @bosskev: Oh the irony of yards.


    You have to kill to get a front yard.

    But you have to have a back yard to dispose of the body.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    04/17/09

    @92BuickLeSabre: Or a large pile of horse manure... It's worked so far.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    04/17/09

    @PETAKillsKittens_GitEmSteveDave: How do you use a pile of horse manure to get a front yard?
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    Image of psychiccheese psychiccheese
    04/17/09

    @92BuickLeSabre:
    Use a large pile of horse manure to get a front yard in just 3 easy steps!
    1) Find a front yard
    2) Add a large pile of horse manure
    3) It's yours now, no one wants it!
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/17/09

    @psychiccheese: Yes, yes, that's all fine and clever. But if our yard is now a massive heap'o'dung, where do we put the glowing squirrels? Or do we have to switch motifs to their glowing housefly model?
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    Image of goobox goobox
    04/17/09

    In reply to The Solar Squirrel Is a Mean, Green Glowing Machine
    "This is my world! You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat! Don't touch that coat!"


    -Oran Juice Jones

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    04/17/09

    @goobox: I saw you and him, walking in the rain!


    Wow, that brings back memories. Anyone remember Another Bad Creation, from back in the day when wearing tags was still the fashion?

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    04/17/09

    @goobox: Wonderful work.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/17/09

    In reply to The Solar Squirrel Is a Mean, Green Glowing Machine
    *In Marty Stauffer voice*


    The great horned owl is a master of night hunting. With keen binocular vision, he can scope out prey from almost a mile off. With specialized feathers with soft trailing edges, he can glide in close without nary a sound for hapless rodents to detect. And there he goes for the...oh......well sometimes even the Great Horned owl can make mistakes.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    04/17/09

    In reply to The Solar Squirrel Is a Mean, Green Glowing Machine
    I see your squirrel and raise you a squirrel catapult/trebuchet!

    [gizmodo.com]
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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/17/09

    In reply to The Solar Squirrel Is a Mean, Green Glowing Machine
    The Solar Squirrel Is a Mean, Orange Glowing Machine


    Fixed

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    Image of Twinder Twinder
    04/17/09

    @Nick: Exactly. [i]This[/i] is the mean, green, glowing machine:


    [img][images1.wikia.nocookie.net]]

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    Image of Twinder Twinder
    04/17/09

    @Twinder: Well, I obviously have no idea how formatting works on this bloody thing.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    04/17/09

    @Twinder:


    @Nick: Exactly. This is the mean, green, glowing machine:



    GitEmSteveDave: Helping noobs post comments since 2007 *ting*

    [lifehacker.com]

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    Image of Nick Nick
    04/17/09

    @Twinder: you also forgot to demand the PREVIEW button back
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    04/17/09

    @YoSoyHe-Man!!_GitEmSteveDave: that's a heart for the helping hand
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    Image of LuckyLakey LuckyLakey
    04/17/09

    @Nick: (em)I(/em)don't need a (b)preview(/b) button I know exactly how to do everything if you need help check out this link (a href="http://lifehacker.com/397411/the-power-users-guide-to-this-web-site...")HELP ME COMMENT(/a)
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    04/17/09

    @LuckyLakey: Tough one, but:


    @Nick: Idon't need a preview button I know exactly how to do everything if you need help check out this link HELP ME COMMENT

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    Image of LuckyLakey LuckyLakey
    04/17/09

    @PETAKillsKittens_GitEmSteveDave: Well dang it! If I had a preview button that would never have happened and my parents would have never got a divorce.
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    Image of LuckyLakey LuckyLakey
    04/17/09

    @LuckyLakey: That user guide should be a manditory read before the auditions.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
    04/17/09

    @LuckyLakey: I must agree, but I am biased as I am the youtube example, and I am a ego whore.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    04/17/09

    @PETAKillsKittens_GitEmSteveDave: "I must agree, but I am biased as I am the youtube example, and I am a ego whore."


    GitEmSteveDave: Stating the obvious since 2007 *ting*

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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    04/17/09

    In reply to The Solar Squirrel Is a Mean, Green Glowing Machine
    Hurry, grab the solar-powered acorn from his solar-powered paws before he its it!


    If we plant it, we can grow solar-powered trees!

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