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Army of Darkness Invades the iPhone
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09/15/09
Ash: *COUGH* Okay... that's it!
Wiseman: When you removed the iPhone from the dock, did you speak the words?
Ash: Yeah, basically.
Wiseman: Did you speak the exact words?
Ash: Look, maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.
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[www.realmofdarkness.net]
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You see this? This... is my SMARTPHONE!
The 32 gigabyte 3G iPhone. Apple's top of the line. You can find this on AT&T's website. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Shanghai, China. Retails for about a three-hundred and ninety-nine. It's got a black plastic housing, oleophobic screen, and a touchscreen interface. And the next one of you who even thinks of touching me -
And yes - I already do shout that at work. Every day.
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The S is important. It stands for Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart!
You got that?
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But not to worry, because for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a Zune. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying you may see me reach for this. It's Vicodin - it's mine, you can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain-management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows - maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell.
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You sir, are my new favourite commenter.
Wish I knew how to "promote"
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Ash: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
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Download smart. Download S-Mart!