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    Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
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    Image of Jesse in Japan Jesse in Japan
    01/28/09

    In reply to Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
    That's Don Quixote for you.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/28/09

    In reply to Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
    So Japan is besting us in the latest fake nipple technology..


    This cannot stand!

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    01/27/09

    In reply to Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
    Finally, I can fulfill my dream of being a topless psychic.

    Miss Ivannah thought 3 was good, my 4 will be better!
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/27/09

    @QuadNipple_GitEmSteveDave: Yeah I'd like to free something.
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    Image of Jack Breaux Jack Breaux
    01/27/09

    @QuadNipple_GitEmSteveDave: She said "Focus" dude.


    "Whatever"

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    01/27/09

    @Jack Breaux: She had three nipples?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/27/09

    In reply to Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
    Oh, yet another one of those little private questions that run through a guy's head when checking out a woman.


    Does she dig me?


    Is she really a dude? God I hope not cuz I'm pitchin' a tent here


    Are her boobs real?


    Does she like LEGO?


    Will she blend?


    Will she, for one, welcome her woo-pitchin' overlord?


    Are her nipples real??

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    Image of Cordfucious of Tech Clan Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    01/27/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: damn dude that got a real life LOL from me
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    Image of klaybc klaybc
    01/27/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: You like your women like you like your coffee, I see.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    01/28/09

    @klaybc: Bitter and cold?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/27/09

    In reply to Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
    I wonder if they are glued on because if they shift that could be a seriously lopsided sweater.


    It would be fun to glue one to my forehead and walk around all day to see if anyone says anything.

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    01/28/09

    @Curves: They'll probably just think you had a face-lift, an extreme face-lift that is...
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/28/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate: A nipple on my forehead is a good way to assure eye contact. Well eye to forehead contact anyway.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/28/09

    @Curves: And then you'll have to quickly admonish the offender..


    "Are you staring at my forehead??"

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    Image of Tikitiki Tikitiki
    01/27/09

    In reply to Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
    Haha, I'm buying four sets of these and setting them up in a line from my chest down to my stomach. Woof!
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/27/09

    @Tikitiki: You bitch!
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/27/09

    In reply to Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
    Finally! I have these horribly unmanly normal-sized nipples. Every day at work I see my co-workers with their freakish nippleyness getting promoted over me. And sure, I can pop up my collar...but I just can't pop out my nipples!


    And I can't ignore it. It's right there, getting rubbed in my face.


    Thank you Japan! No more runs to the freezer ice cube tray before big meetings (for nothing!)

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    Image of mconheady mconheady
    01/27/09

    In reply to Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
    edible?
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    01/27/09

    @mconheady: no, but nice and chewy.
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    Image of Jestermeister Jestermeister
    01/27/09

    In reply to Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
    I want to get 3 of them and walk around Scaramanga style.
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    01/27/09

    @jestermeister: Or considering it comes with a slightly protruding boob, you could go as the martian chick from total recall.
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    Image of Thats Dr Bear to You Thats Dr Bear to You
    01/27/09

    In reply to Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
    Looks like her turkey is done....
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    01/27/09

    @Thats Dr Bear to You: Nope, looks like they only come in "un-naturally large"...
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