Gizmodo: ashen

Dr. Ashen Reviews The Flip Ultra and Creative Vado

Jason Chen — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 13:30:00 EDT

Benny may have reviewed a bunch of cheap camcorders for our cheap camcorder Battlemodo, but he's much less British than we'd like. Good thing for us Dr. Ashen of Vii, PolyStation 3 and various other shitty gadget fame has decided to put two of them head-to-head. Spoiler alert: The Creative Vado sucks, even in the UK. Oh, and Ashen's couch is slightly dirtier than last time. [Dancing Yak - Thanks Sean!]

Stuart Ashen Reviews Vii, the Nintendo Wii Knockoff

Jason Chen — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:00:50 EST

Stuart Ashen of Stuart Ashen reviews lousy gadget fame just reviewed the KenSingTon Vii, which has nothing to do with Kensington and nothing to do with the Wii. Intrigued? So are we. Watch as he shows off the Super Nintendo-esque 2D graphics as well as the surprisingly Wii-like 3D graphics. The developer actually did slightly more than a half-assed job on this—it's at least a three-fourths assed job. And if you're still interested in the Vii after watching, Ashen's got a separate review of additional games that come with the console after the jump.

Dr. Ashen Reviews the PolyStation 3

Jason Chen — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:37:04 EDT

Our buddy Dr. Ashen of crappy gadget fame just reviewed the the PolyStation 3; a horrific knockoff of a famed Japanese console that only a snarky British gentleman can properly go to town on. Not to spoil the ending or anything, but there's a reason why he calls himself a Doctor (and no it's not like why Judge Reinhold calls himself Judge). [YouTube]

Video: Dr. Ashen Reviews the Megacrisper

Jason Chen — Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:00:10 EDT

For those of you unfamiliar with our Dr. Ashen, he's the man that's reviewed all sorts of shoddy products. Whether it's a piece of shite MP4 player, a piece of shite green laser, or a piece of shite handheld console, Ashen's been there and made fun of it. Now he's about to review a Megacrisper.

Will he like how the Megacrisper saves him money and gives him tasty snacks in the comfort of his own home? What do you think? Hit the video to enjoy his sexy, sexy accent and to find out whether it's worthy of buying. – Jason Chen

Dr. Ashen Reviews the Best Console Ever

Jason Chen — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 16:50:32 EST

Attention Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, Wii, DS Lite, and PSP. There's a new game console in town. The Gamespower 50. That's right, it comes with FIFTY GAMES. We'd like to see your high definition console come with half that many.

What does Dr. Ashen of green lasers and piece of shite MP4 player fame have to say about this? Watch and find out. – Jason Chen

Dr. Ashen Has Fun With Green Lasers

Jason Chen — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 17:00:22 EDT

If you enjoyed Dr. Ashen's review of a piece of shite MP4 player, you'll definitely love what he's done with a green laser pointer. Oh yes, we're proud to announce that Dr. Ashen and Gizmodo have joined forces to provide you, dear reader, with an intercontinental review of humorous objects Ashen has lying around his house.

Enjoy! – Jason Chen

Green Laser Product Page [Think Geek]

Even More Powerful Green Laser Product Page [Think Geek]