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global orgasm 2007

10 Gadgets You Need For Global Orgasm 2007

At 6:08 a.m. GMT on the 22nd, activists Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell hope you will join them in their quest for world peace—by having an orgasm. Yes, the two have organized Global Orgasm 2007 with the hope that through "the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy" we can "effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth." Since manual stimulation is so 2006, we've rounded up 10 gadgets that will help you contribute to the cause: More »

smokers

PAT Pocket Ashtray, a Smoker's Requisite From Start to Finish

We've shown you all manner of ashtrays around here, including a couple of portable models, and even one that looks like you're gagging some poor hooker or worse with your spent suckweed. But now the PAT (get it? Pocket Ash Tray?) accompanies your smokeage from start to finish, because this airtight closeable pocket ashtray has a perfect little holster for one of those mini Bic lighters. Useful. So without criticizing smokers who are already downtrodden, second-class citizens in our total-safety-first idiocracy, might we gently remind our beloved nicotine-enslaved readers that cigarette butts are litter, too. [Lucky Minds (.pdf)]

asstray

Cigarette Extinguisher Design Reaches New Low of Moral Turpitude (NSFW)

Just when we thought we'd seen the most horrible and immoral cigarette extinguisher in the world, one of our best and brightest commenters points out yet another example, built in a similar vein but reaching even lower depths of depravity. Honestly, a butthole ashtray (or is it an asstray)? At least it could have been designed to accommodate a cigarette in an orifice meant for ingoing objects. Someone's got to put a stop to this immediately. Let's just be thankful there isn't orangeish-brown liquid spewing out of this butt-for-your-butts. The gallery on the next page shows all, but explains nothing (NSFW). [Nodaya] More »

ashtray

Cigarette Extinguisher Has a Big Mouth (NSFW)

Oh, for crying out loud. What are those kooky Japanese people going to think of next? Inserting a butt into this innocent gal's mouth? It even sounds wrong. There are so many things here that we don't approve of, we'll just have to make a bulleted list:
• Smoking
• Harlotry
• Improper fantasies
• Nudity
• Porcelain figurines
• Drinking
• Spitting/Swallowing
• Putting out cigarettes in somebody's mouth
Let's hope no Gizmodo readers ever partake of such filth. Look, even her nipples are showing. Somebody, make this $3.23 cigarette-parking device go away. Watch out for the NSFW gallery, where this suckweed-gagging clay-fired strumpet looks even tackier. [Tokyo Mango] More »

concept

Tar Ashtray Concept Measures Your Dwindling Lifeforce, Smokers

304906.jpegAnthony Voz, of London, designed this concept ashtray which would measure the ash in its base to guesstimate just how many minutes, days, weeks, and years you shave away with every puff. Could be time to pick up that $200 anti-smoking cigarette. Or lose the preachy friends. Just saying.
[Imovate IDG via Yanko]

thank you for smoking

Ashcan is an Ashtray for One

Considerate smokers (har, har) looking for an ashtray to deposit their refuse into can take a look at the ashcan. It's a personal ashtray that's shaped like a cigarette that lets you deposit your ashes inside while at the same time keeping the smoke from bothering others. More »

convergence

Ashtray Clock Keeps Track of Your Smoking Habits

Time sure does fly when you are tarring over your lungs. The Ashtray Clock is a unique twist on a couple of old products. This clock can actually be used as an ashtray, but once the cigarette butts and ashes start to accumulate it may be a bit hard to count down the minutes until your next fix. Maybe you should just use it as a decorative piece and keep knocking those ashes into your leftover beer cans, you smelly bastard. $35. More »

gadgets

USB Ashtray Car Honks at Emphysema

If there's one thing the Japanese know how to do, it's make stuff that's shaped like other stuff. Oh, a regular USB ashtray wasn't wacky enough for them, they had to go and make a USB ashtray that's shaped like a little car. More »

smoking

Coughing Screaming Ashtray: Saves Lives, Gets You Killed

Apparently, and this was news to everyone at Gizmodo, smoking is bad for you. To help break "bad" habits, we have the Coughing Screaming Ashtray. More »

gadgets

Pocket Ashtray

We're not sure we actually know anyone who would use Chillichilly's Pocket Ashtray, but life in cities would be just that little bit better if smokers paid more attention to where they toss their nasty cigarette butts. No hatin', just telling it like it is. More »

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Phonecard Ashtrays

People always say smoking isn t cool, but if you are using one of these ashtrays you are definitely a hipster in my book. Those crafty new age designers over at 366cm designed these trays out of old phonecards.That way when you are dying of lung cancer you can flatten the tray and make one last call before you die. Definitely check out the 366cm website, to see other cool products—like the wastepaper basket made from recycled paper. More »

gadgets

Go Get An Ashhole

Nothing goes better with salty kettle cooked chips than a good swig of ice cold ash beer. You know, the kind of beer that comes from a bottle that's been used by wasted, ignorant and inconsiderate party people as a designated ashtray. You know, the very bottle you were drinking before you had to leave it unattended to go relieve your bladder. More »