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    Grab the Ask a Ninja iPhone Game Now

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    Image of MrBlahBlah MrBlahBlah
    05/01/09

    In reply to Grab the Ask a Ninja iPhone Game Now
    I dunno, i'm getting pretty tired of accelerometer controls in games. terrible for the subway
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    04/10/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    Can it tell me how to order a Ninjaburger?
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    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    Is that Ninja wearing a Burka?
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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    This was over HOW long ago?
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    In the game, does he do ninja things or does he just answer questions?
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    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    @ Kaiser-Machead: well, it looks like a communication issue to me.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    Ninja, my marriage is on the rocks, what should I do?


    彼女を殺しなさい! 取得新しい妻!!!


    Sigh....

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    Image of MikeDelfino MikeDelfino
    04/09/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: What does that translate to?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/09/09

    @MikeDelfino:


    "Kill her! Acquire new wife!!"

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    Image of William_III_Earl_of_Dastardshire William_III_Earl_of_Dastardshire
    04/09/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:"彼女を殺しなさい" ? Your ninja is really friendly.

    Isn't 「速く殺そう!」 more ninja-like? Anyway, when did you learn Japanese?
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    04/09/09

    @William_III_Earl_of_Dastardshi...: In mere seconds, thanks to Google.
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    Image of youbastid youbastid
    04/09/09

    In reply to The Ask a Ninja iPhone Game is Coming Soon
    I never found the ninja/pirate thing to be funny at all, but now it's just stale. Do people really find this shit amusing still?
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    04/09/09

    @youbastid: Add zombies and Chuck Norris to that list.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    04/09/09

    @youbastid: I was never into pirates vs. ninjas, especially once you realize that a normal person could probably beat up a pirate, since they are likely to be malnourished. I gave up on Chuck Norris once he started endorsing Mike Huckabee. I'm still pretty into zombies. They are awesome.
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